Farking Forester

[250learna]

was going down furgy from work tonite (in upper hutt) and this turbo forester, lowerd loud blow-off valve etc was in front of me. He took off at the lights like he was on a drag strip, i slowly followed, then he slowed down to 40 and just kept it there so when i got close to him i indicated and started overtaking slowly (in 5th gear) got to his window when the fuker drops a few gears and guns it...
ok so he is a moron....
i merged back not even trying to race him and went 59.9kph. caught up to him again as he was back to going 40. this time few taps with the left foot and a twist of the old wrist had me a bit more prepared, sure enough he tried too, but trying and a loud blowoff valve can only get you so far, giving him the finger as i left him in the dust felt so good, I LOVE MY BIKE

[Skunk]

Don't ya just love doing that to car-dicks.

But beware the red mist...

[BABY R]

good on you!

[inlinefour]

Don't ya just love doing that to car-dicks.

But beware the red mist...

I guess they are making up for having a small penis?

[Zed]

was going down furgy from work tonite (in upper hutt) and this turbo forester, lowerd loud blow-off valve etc was in front of me. He took off at the lights like he was on a drag strip, i slowly followed, then he slowed down to 40 and just kept it there so when i got close to him i indicated and started overtaking slowly (in 5th gear) got to his window when the fuker drops a few gears and guns it...
ok so he is a moron....
i merged back not even trying to race him and went 59.9kph. caught up to him again as he was back to going 40. this time few taps with the left foot and a twist of the old wrist had me a bit more prepared, sure enough he tried too, but trying and a loud blowoff valve can only get you so far, giving him the finger as i left him in the dust felt so good, I LOVE MY BIKE

His initial intimidation was a success though right?? I would have never allowed it!

[jazbug5]

Next time, try miming a reaaaaallllllllyyyyy ssssllllloooooooowwwwww yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnn.

[250learna]

His initial intimidation was a success though right?? I would have never allowed it!

us 250 fellas gota pick our gears and b ready, by the time i changed down enuf it be too late n i would have to crack the speed limit substantialy to overtake

guess its easier for someone on a blackbird tho

[Ixion]

Although Nana rather disapproves of such behaviour, she has contemplated copying some of those adds for penis enlargement pills , suitably annotated along the lines of "These will help you and be a lot cheaper". Then tossing one in through his window.

[Zapf]

careful... some of them can be quite evil.... like pull right into your lane as you try to pass. They might pull ahead and slam on the brakes.... or just do some plain stupid things....

I have encountered enought of them in my car days...

I usually just stop on the side of the road... and do nothing. they'll get bored and drive off...

[Brian d marge]

A fella I worked with years ago was onthe way to the races at Donnington ,,,On a gsxr 750 i think any way it was an american import and had been worked ..u name it it had ...even the paint...

Well they are sitting in the fast lane cruising and up behind him comes a porche ...flashing his light to make them move into the middle lane

So matey pulls over and leaves it in a low gear and pretends to be on the limit of the bike ...keeps up with the porche ...porche goes fast ,,matey goes faster ...and so on then when matey gets bored ...up a gear or so,,,hand full of throttle ..front wheel in the air ...and bang ...dissapears into the distance .....apparantly the porche slowed right down to the speed limit ......

I wasnt there but he bought the bike into work the next monday and I do know this thing was almost unridable around town ...

I would have loved to see the drivers face .........

on a different note People who drive cars are the same as you and me ...and its sort of obvious that 1000 kg of metal aint going nowhere fast ....but they still try ...why ??
Do they still give away testosterone with every pack of DB???? what is it with these people ...the dangerous side apart its just a right royal pain ......(just move to the left and get over it .......

Stephen

[FEINT]

careful... some of them can be quite evil.... like pull right into your lane as you try to pass. They might pull ahead and slam on the brakes.... or just do some plain stupid things....

I have encountered enought of them in my car days...

I usually just stop on the side of the road... and do nothing. they'll get bored and drive off...

I would agree with you. You just don't want to meet an idiot who "thinks" its funny to make you do stoppies.

[justsomeguy]

A fella I worked with years ago was onthe way to the races at Donnington ,,,On a gsxr 750 i think any way it was an american import and had been worked ..u name it it had ...even the paint...

Well they are sitting in the fast lane cruising and up behind him comes a porche ...flashing his light to make them move into the middle lane

So matey pulls over and leaves it in a low gear and pretends to be on the limit of the bike ...keeps up with the porche ...porche goes fast ,,matey goes faster ...and so on then when matey gets bored ...up a gear or so,,,hand full of throttle ..front wheel in the air ...and bang ...dissapears into the distance .....apparantly the porche slowed right down to the speed limit ......

I wasnt there but he bought the bike into work the next monday and I do know this thing was almost unridable around town ...

I would have loved to see the drivers face .........

on a different note People who drive cars are the same as you and me ...and its sort of obvious that 1000 kg of metal aint going nowhere fast ....but they still try ...why ??
Do they still give away testosterone with every pack of DB???? what is it with these people ...the dangerous side apart its just a right royal pain ......(just move to the left and get over it .......

Stephen

naaa mate........

I've spoken to quite a few clueless cage drivers and I get a common response..........

What????? It's a bloody 250 ---- a bloody 600 ------ a bloody ----(delete appropriate)

My car is a 2 litre, it;s a turbo, it;s a 5litre (Ford)........

How can a 600cc little bike be faster than a "big, powerful 6litre" Holden???

[WINJA]

I LOVE RACING THEM PRETENDING ITS NECK AND NECK THEM PULLING A WHEELSTAND FROM 150 AWAY FROM THEM

[Zed]

on a different note People who drive cars are the same as you and me ...and its sort of obvious that 1000 kg of metal aint going nowhere fast ....but they still try ...why ??

Hi Stephen,

On the contrary, there are quite a few 1000kg machines out there that go fast, but of course few of them are to be compared with the power of a worked Gixxer750...back then anyway.

I think there's very few cage drivers who seriously try and outrace fast sportsbikes on the road, half the time they are just baiting us and want to see us take off at speed, they know they are no match...I'm happy to comply!

[Zapf]

Hi Stephen,

On the contrary, there are quite a few 1000kg machines out there that go fast, but of course few of them are to be compared with the power of a worked Gixxer750...back then anyway.

I think there's very few cage drivers who seriously try and outrace fast sportsbikes on the road, half the time they are just baiting us and want to see us take off at speed, they know they are no match...I'm happy to comply!

After having ridden a R1 I now know thee once mighty skyline is no where close to the MIGHTY R1....