What ya Doing ??

[curious george]

Bwahahahah!
1st class stories Sensei and Big Dave!
Made me and the workmates laugh!
It's like SC said, you almost wish the fuckers would do that, just so you could catch them in the act

[scumdog]

Black leather + H-D = no problems!

[hondacmx450]

Went to Full up the GSXR today & parked at Pump grabbed the handpiece
to start fulling up when the Petrol guy come out & tryed grabbing the Handpiece of me ?? Told him thanks but no one fulls my bike but me but he wouldn't let go & pulled it towards himself which pulled the end out of my tank & spilt fuel over the tank !! Let go off the trigger & got off the bike & slapped him on the side off the Head for his effort then took the pump back off him & told him to F--ck off . Finished fulling bike & wiped down spilt fuel then went in side to pay for it . Find Pump guy crying to the Boss about the slapping { Boss rides bikes }
He must have seen it all & was giving him a right old Bitchslapping of his own . Excellent I think to myself . Look out side & see this Young guy trying to move my bike out of the way of my pump to get his shit box Honda Prelude closer to the pump . What the Fuck .walked out & grabed my bike from this Pratt ,then gave him a bit of a run down on moving someones bike.
Dude starts Yelling at me what I could go & do to myself . So Carefully put him back into his car as he seemed alittle unstable on his feet from my Reply .Hopped onto the 1000 & road off with a great feeling from helping out two people learn some new Skills in Life

did you pay for the gas he spilt

[hondacmx450]

I was working as Art Director for a city Publishing House
knocking out a few glossys and a weekly
Got on famously with the editor and the journalists and we used
to head into Vulcan Lane for a pint of 'crisp, European style Ale', at the Occidental, after the edition went to bed.

They were a group of pretty straight business reporters and
although a large leather clad biker type was not exactly the look
they encouraged, being the artsy, creative one in the team was a
really cool job and I got away with it handsomely.

One such Friday evening I parked the Tbird just off Queen St in
the pedestrian lane and stopped in for 'just the one'.
I asked the two rather large (but still a fair bit smaller than me at the time)
Maori type bouncers to keep an eye on the bike whilst i was
inside - to which they happily agreed.

Not long after blowing the froth off a Stella one of the bouncers
tapped me on the shoulder and said
'there's some bloke messin' with yer bike, eh bro'
'Whaaaaat' I said, gathering up helmet (thinking 'swing' if more
than one) and drawing the assembled journos in my wake as I
parted the crowd en-route to the door.

Now these blokes called me 'rattlesnake' - that was my
nickname - not one i was comfortable with - leather and all - but
'someone is messing with rattlesnake's bike' soon went round
the group as they gathered near the safety of the 'bouncers' in
the lane outside the doors.

Now imagine the scene as 6'5", 160kgs (I've lost 50) of steamed up armored leather and aggression descends down vulcan lane to find this 'Tarquin' in a
green sports coat and cream trousers with blondey bimbo
girlfriend sitting astride my thunderbird, wringing the throttle and
going vroom vrooom vrooom - Assembled gaping workmates filling the
background.

Immediately saw the comedy value. Now i'm not a bully, blokes
my size rarely are, but i know some pretty mean hombres and
this 'Tarquin' would find himself hospitalised if he was on one of
their bikes - or worse.

I figured I'd be doing him a favor by giving him a taste of what
'could' happen if he tried the stunt on an 81 machine or similar
and the gathering workforce behind me didn't know what to
expect.

Full upright, chest out, death in the eyes, and the cruelest snarl i
could muster.
'GET OFF MY MOTORCYCLE YOU F****** MAGGGOTTT'
You know what a whippet looks like when it's got the wind up it? - well
this bloke was off the bike so quick and had the tail so far
between his legs that it was hard not to burst out laughing. But i
didn't - stoically I pushed on - to the ooooh's of the force.
Now lets ram the point home - to the bimbo.

'THE ONLY MOLLS THAT GET ON MY BIKE FUCK FOR IT'
I bellowed as they sort of skipped and hightailed it up the lane double time.

Turn and return to Hotel. Mission accomplished. Legend
created. Lessons learned. Laughter ensuing. Beer and skittles.

I still laugh when I remember the look on his pointy face. I think
the bimbo might have been interested too - she came sniffing around later, but I thoroughly iced her.

Dickheads.

Ya done good sensei.

why do ppl like that live or hay buy there own

[crashe]

Was the pratt deaf or something... when you tell them "NO its ok I will do it..." then they should back away.. glad his boss gave him a good dressing down as well.

Hell I wont even let them fill my car.... I used to until some pratt on my way down the line.. farked up my petrol lock.. it was only when I reached Palmie North and had to refuel that I found out that I couldnt get the cap off... it cost me heaps to have to replace the petrol lock.

Since then no one does it BUT me. They accept it straight away... a few have looked at me strangely, but when I tell them the story they go 'fair enough'.

I know its there job to do it... but fark, some spill the petrol all over the car and that causes rust to set in... some don't give a shit how they do it.
Others are careful.

But no one BUT me will ever fill my bike.

If someone was gonna move it, I would have a hissy fit as well.

I did recently in Hamilton have some pratt who decided to come up to where my bike was (i was in the lou and then paying for the fuel) he decided to park up where my bike was and refuel his car... dragging the hose all over my bike... yep there was plenty of other fuel pumps not in use... he got an earful from me... told me to piss off back to where I came from... even the attendant had told him not to do that... arrogant arsehole.
I mean he could have spilt fuel all over my bike.

Some people just dont give a flying fark about other people's property.
I did feel like doing something to his car... but being a lady that I am I refrained from doing so.

[curious george]

I did feel like doing something to his car... but being a lady that I am I refrained from doing so.

In this day and age of equality, I would think you would be well within your rights to do something nasty to his car like piss in the fuel tank.. (well barring the obvious difficulity, something equivalent.....you get my drift though... )

[hondacmx450]

body slam the fuckers car and say ops sorry missed the tramp in the car hehehehe

and why were you not on the ride on friday in hamilton it would have been good to have another lady there as only two ladys were there one pil and one rider

[cliffy]

phweeeeeeehhheeeeeheeee faarkin funny sensei and dave!

[Ixion]

I don't usually object if an attendant wants to fill the tank, I assume they're qualified (although the last one to do so , nice middle aged lady, managed to spray petrol all over the Whale's cockpit. Which was interesting for a moment , I'm glad the pipes on a K series are well tucked away. But she was very apologetic)

Moving it is another matter entirely.

Only happened a few times . Response from me the same each time. Although nowhere as big as Mr Big Dave, I do , by some fluke, have a capability to let out a stentorian roar which might make even an RSM envious. So a "WHAT THE BL**DY F**K ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BIKE YOU W**KER" followed by a very slow steady walk toward said w**ker invariably produces either a lot of bluster , or a lot of apology.

Stupid thing is, invariably the idiots trying to move it don't even understand bikes enough to pull in the clutch (I always stop in gear).

I've also had them try to move smaller bikes to steal the parking space. Which makes me even madder .

[crashe]

body slam the fuckers car and say ops sorry missed the tramp in the car hehehehe

and why were you not on the ride on friday in hamilton it would have been good to have another lady there as only two ladys were there one pil and one rider

Im off the bike for another 6 weeks...
I had a Adominial Hysterectomy two weeks ago.... (6th may)

Will that do for an excuse for not riding at the mo....lol.

And yes I am missing being out there, but hey once I am better, there will be no stopping me. So I am lurking and having a wee play in here... and keeping an eye on you lads....lol.

I did go out the other day and start her up after not seeing her for 2 weeks..... just to keep the battery going... have to stand beside her thou...
I am barred from sitting astride her.

[Suney]

**** dude you let him off lightly.
You wouldn't jump into someones car and move their car, so why should you move someones bike.

[WINJA]

[QUOTE=Sensei]

Sounds like more of a martial arts demonstration than a leisurely motorcycle ride!

Just control force ZED . No flying Heel kicks or power punching .
My Anger Management classes from awhile back helped out my REDHEAD
Temper again .

RED HEAD AND KARATE , WE SHOULD CALL YOU THE GINGER NINJA "WWHHHHHAAADDDDDDDAAAAAAA"

[Ixion]

[QUOTE=WINJA]

RED HEAD AND KARATE , WE SHOULD CALL YOU THE GINGER NINJA "WWHHHHHAAADDDDDDDAAAAAAA"

Funny.

[Big Dave]

(6th may)

OUCH!
get well soon eh!

[crashe]

OUCH!
get well soon eh!

cheers, Thanks...
Have to admit life is a tad boring at the mo...
Cant lift a finger to do nuthing, so spending my days watching TV....
and a few DVD's.... thank goddess I can still manage to get to the comp...