Transvestite bikers

[placidfemme]

About your penis....

lol

[Paul in NZ]

Twas indeed you I was referring to.


Now, about my penis.........

A whole thread about that little thing... Please remember there is a minimum of 10 characters required....

[Paul in NZ]

lol

Well I for one was a bit... reserved about joining the KB forum, because of my sexuality, and the stereotype I had about bikers and thier attitudes towards GLBT people... but I ended up joining anyway because my fascination with bikes is a lot bigger than my fear of abuse and rejection by narrow minded people...

My partner (Sam) and I considered joining a group like Dykes on Bikes and other affiliated groups, but decided not to restrict ourselves to one type of group, and of all the people I've chatted to from KB, are all a decent bunch that are very openminded and humourous

It's always dangerous to put people into boxes because most people always seem to have bits that fall outside the box...

IMHO as long as you aint a shouter (ie aggressive in your face type person) about your own person stuff then it's all cool! (unless of course it's bike stuff). Its the my way or the highway folks that seem to cause the problemos. Most of us are pretty live and let live... Except for that damn necrophiliac.... But he's wierd...

Cheers

[enigma51]

I used to know one,and I still happily fondle his tools every day....We vaguely knew each other in days of yore,then were living in the same small community and had bikes in common.A gumboot wearing,greatcoat clad longhaired hippy.....the hair became well groomed and the clothes cleaner,then a name change,and later the whole nip and tuck.He/she decided not to get their hands dirty as a mechanic anymore and I was allowd to pick through his tools for special items (lots of special bike stuff) at very good prices,and also had the pick of his bike stuff too.I had no problem with it and we laughed about it - I never changed my opion about her,she was as big an idiot as a woman as a man....

Coming out the closet are we

I have this friend ...............

[Ixion]

It's always dangerous to put people into boxes because most people always seem to have bits that fall outside the box...

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When I put people in boxes I always make sure that I stuff all their bits in the box. Sometimes they wriggle about a bit which makes it harder, but if you wack them about the head a bit they generally stop wriggling and you can stuff all their bits in the box .Then nail the lid on really tight , with big nails. Then take the boxes and hide them in my very special place. With the other boxes . You have to make sure the lids fit well though otherwise the boxes get real pongy for a bit.

Didn't know we had a necrophiliac. Might be able to do a deal with him, so long as he doesn't have too keen a sense of smell.

[Paul in NZ]

Didn't know we had a necrophiliac. Might be able to do a deal with him, so long as he doesn't have too keen a sense of smell.

I think he's dead keen...

When I put people in boxes I always make sure that I stuff all their bits in the box. Sometimes they wriggle about a bit which makes it harder, but if you wack them about the head a bit they generally stop wriggling and you can stuff all their bits in the box ..

Some times disassembling them first helps

Then nail the lid on really tight , with big nails. Then take the boxes and hide them in my very special place. With the other boxes . You have to make sure the lids fit well though otherwise the boxes get real pongy for a bit..

Pish! Damn traditionalists... Use superscrews and a cordless drill to hold the top on, no more smell!

[Ixion]

Some times disassembling them first helps

OMG. What sort of a weirdo are you ? Disassembling people! You can't do that. Oh God, I feel sick. What sort of a country is it when decent normal people like me can't have a simple innocent conversation about stuffing people in boxes, without sicko's wanting to disassemble them!.

[This thread has taken a VERY strange direction]

[MSTRS:Me]

The only thing that is strange is the discovery that we all are quite normal for people like us

[crashe]

Yup - I know that. Thanks anyway. The question was really, are there females out there that have operations to "build a penis"? I think the operation is reffered to as a strapadicktome, or similar. Seriously though, are there?

Biff,
Yes there are a few that have had the full operation.
But most don't thou, as they have a implant inside it to make it go 'up'.
So at this stage it isnt the most successful for them.

Ok I wont go into the technical side of what happens in these operations.
But I do know what happens, as a i have a few transgender friends and they have told me what they go throu.

There is a wonderful book that is great to read, which will give you a great insight into what happens. Its about a M to F operation.
It is called: "The Trans-sister Radio" by Chris Bohjalian

[Ixion]

The only thing that is strange is the discovery that we all are quite normal for people like us

'Ere, speak for yourself. I ain't normal and I ain't people like us. I wouldn't have anything to do with anybody like us. Present company excepted of course.

[Skyryder]

Did anyone catch the doco on Prime tonight about "men in frocks"? Apparently a large number of transvestites are into bikes, mainly sport bikes and track racing. Apparently it has a lot to do with the tight fitting leather clothing....... .

For me, this answers a lot of questions about sport bike riders....

So that's why Zed stopped riding.....................and started again.





Skyryder

[Hitcher]

Think they all live in Wellington, though...

Only the straight ones (with a couple of exceptions)...

[Skyryder]

I've always found it an odd thing that a Transvestite is considered 'beyond the pale' and yet stuff like tattoo's, odd piercings and lesbians are OK...

If a bloke wants to pretend he is a woman or indeed go the whole way and become a woman... Good luck to ya and frankly I'm in awe of people that pull it off because it is a hell of a difficult thing to do! (as opposed to say getting ink or a piercing)

Yet some people seem to place these people up their with pedophiles etc..

I find it quite odd....

I believe that it is a very healthy thing to have a fanatsy life (no not necessarily sexual) or a dream and pursue it. Studies have shown people with obsessions are happy people.... (don't laught it's how I justify my Guzzi)

More power to these people! It's a more colourful place with them in it!

Cheers

In my wiser moments I tend to agree.

I once got a job in a coffee house many moons ago. Well to cut a long story short it was revealed that the only reason I got the job was the boss thought I was camp. That was the word in those days. Anyway they were a great bunch of 'gals' to work with. They accepted me for what I was. I accepted them for what they were.

Sometimes in my later years.................I forget the wisdom of my youth.


Wise words Paul in NZ

Skyryder

[Hitcher]

I'm in awe of people that pull it off because it is a hell of a difficult thing to do! (as opposed to say getting ink or a piercing)

I think most prefer to get it done surgically, under general anaesthetic, by a skilled surgeon...

[Riff Raff]

I bumped into him and a friend of his all dressed up one night when I was out clubbing. Poor bugger was sooo embarrassed. probably not helped by the fact that I was pissed and said something like, "WT, fancy dress party is it?"

Maybe they do, but if that's the case, the Chch and Auckland brigade have had their arses kicked by a bunch of skirt wearing pooftas.

Um, sweetie.... ???

Oh well you'll be in good company when you come to Auckland, what with Speedmedic and Two Smoker also being partial to wearing dresses....