FAAARK!!! Now im getting impatient!

[Str8 Jacket]

if you heard im crazy [wtf? who said that?]

youve probably heard what a shinging meticiiuosly original condition my bike is in

thing is, best for other people to crash my bike rather than me. cause crashing might hurt my pretty face, an cant be having that happen. my mullet m,ight get cut off when they go to operate on my brain to. cant have that either.

anyway.

Tis ok, im craazy too it's not a bad thing, believe me!

[Eurygnomes]

Hey Ixion, I have to ask...is this rider-speak?

Stopping by a river and watching the ducks.

= landing in a river and scaring the ducks

Taking in the reflections in a lake

= Watching your beloved go glub glub glub IN the lake?

Relaxing down a gravel side road that leads deep into a silent forest.

= Skidding completely uncontrollably and uncomfortably down a gravel path into god-knows-where-but-no-one-is-going-to-find-your-body-for-weeks.

Stopping in the country towns and checking out the shops, having a natter to the locals. (They'll talk to you if you're on a little bike)

= Begging the locals in a small hick town to tow your bike back to civilisation or asking them to search their workshops for a size6thingamejiggythatfitsonheresomehow.

Going down a succession of twisty bits, then turning round and going back up , just for the fun of coming down again.)

= going down a succession of twisty bits, then turning around and going back up because you a) took a wrong turn and b) left a whole load of 'loose bits' from your bike on the road.

Sorry guys - just been to lunch and had some funny juice. (well, funny to ME at least!).

N

[bugjuice]

lamo.. nice one

[Ixion]

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Hey Ixion, I have to ask...is this rider-speak?

= landing in a river and scaring the ducks

Why do you think they call it adventure riding. it's an adventure isn't it ?

= Watching your beloved go glub glub glub IN the lake?

Fit schnorkel, keep going

= Skidding completely uncontrollably and uncomfortably down a gravel path into god-knows-where-but-no-one-is-going-to-find-your-body-for-weeks.

You forgot, sideways. 'taint proper gravel road riding if you aren't sideways.

Mr Skid, some education needed here.

= Begging the locals in a small hick town to tow your bike back to civilisation or asking them to search their workshops for a size6thingamejiggythatfitsonheresomehow.

Workshops in small hick towns will produce 14 different size6thingamejiggys, dating back to 1924, and if none of them fit, make you a new one one the spot, from a bit of #8 wire.

= going down a succession of twisty bits, then turning around and going back up because you a) took a wrong turn and b) left a whole load of 'loose bits' from your bike on the road.

Nah, bits only fall off Harleys and old Triumphs.

[zeRax]

HAHHAHHAAHHA classic

[DingDong]

HEY! That's my bike your talking about , just cause its not the biggest and the best . . . . jeesh I dunno some people!
Im hoping to ride it from Welly's to Aucks and Wellys to Rotovegas, but in saying that, I'll be taking it a few day's at a time (does that sound bad, or is it just me? )

Good on ya, stick up for what you love

You could always steal one (just until yours arrives)... ,
...you live in Wellington right?