The weather was CRAP this morning (still is, but now I'm safe in CubicleHell).
I didn't want to ride, not because of the weather, but because of arthritis in my left wrist and neck (Oweeee!) being bad today. However, when I rang the receptioning person to arrange using her as a car passenger so we could go in the Transit Lane, she'd already left. "Wife - take the bus!" (Cue Marge Simpson growl of disapproval).
Then it absolutely bucketed down, and was blowing a gale as well. Hmmmm.... (that's like an incipient "uh-oh..")
Suited up, and waited till the shower seemed to have blow itself over, then off we go. Holy tamoly - it's VERY gusty!
So tootling down the transit lane I go. A lady in some boring silver JapCrapper changes lanes (why? there's only 2 in the car, need 3 for the transit lane), and after a while the bus ahead of her stops. Bum.
Lesseee... three passengers to get on, good clear gap between bus and queued cars, Let'sPlay:PassTheBus. I'm just about to go past LadyInBoringSilverJapCrapper, when she starts to pull out, WTF?!?! Where the hell does she think she's going?!?!?![]()
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On with the anchors, and somehow I miraculously stop mere centimetres from plowing into the side of her (damn, that DCBS is good!)
LIBSJC winds down her window, and says in a prissy voice, "That's how you cause accidents, you know."
WTF?!?
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT TO FIT THROUGH THAT GAP (gesturing) YOU STUPID BITCH!!"
So, off I go, past LIBSJC and the bus, heart pounding, adrenaline flowing, till I get to the next intersection, where there's a car halfway out into the road, blocking the whole lane! Of course, I could've easily swished past round the nose of it, but instead I ride carefully up to it till my wheel's just about touching the driver's door. It backs up, and I carry on, and lanesplit all the way down Onewa Road to the corner, then pass everything else.
Now The Bridge [cue sinister music "dah-nah, DA-NAH!!", indicating something REALLY BAD is about to happen].
The OverheadTrafficInformationDoodad (technical term) says:
CAUTION! HIGH WINDS. DRIVE WITH CAUTION
"Alright! I'm riding, not driving, so I'll be sweeeeet." (Well, that's what I thought, in my adrenaline-befuddled state of mind).
Phark! It was VERY VERY windy, and that was just on the approach to the bridge.
I scanned the traffic ahead, but there were no large trucks or buses to shelter beside on the way over. The Ponsonby/bus lane was almost empty, so I sped up to {over the speed limit} - may as well get this over as soon as possible. Weight forward, loose grip on the 'bars, relax...
Hmmm... the reason for no traffic in the Ponsonby/bus lane soon becomes apparent. The poor widdle car drivers are scared they might get blown off.
I hunch down, lean forward and to the right, check my grip again, relax my arms, but the bike's still weaving badly and worrisomely, so I slow down some more. Nearing the crest, I decide that the Coat-hangerIronworkArchThingo (another technical term) might break the wind up a bit, so I move to the next lane. It's still scary, but a bit better. Now there's the worst bits: the downhill side of The Bridge (da-nah! DA-NAH!!), and the offramp onto Shelley Beach Road. A Ford Exploder coming up to the left of me decides he's going to blow off The Bridge into the Sparkling Waitemata (wasn't a bad beer, that one... but I digress) and changes back into my lane. Carefully.
Downhill: Check. Scary, but I've made it.
Off-ramp: Indicator on just before the exit, across the left lane, head for the exit. The bike slips a bit going over the shiny steel expansion thingo as a gust of wind hits it. The plants next to the road look like they're about to blow across the road.
[The trouble is when there's a south-westerly, the wind funnels around the headland, and the velocity picks up. Because the offramp is elevated, it catches a real blast.]
Just at the start of the overbridge, there's another shiny steel expansion thingo, and it's right where there's a slight bend. And where the wind's the strongest.
So, over to the left a bit, straighten up quickly, hit the shiny steel expansion thingo more or less upright. A tiny wobble as the back wheel steps out momentarily, but we're over. And relax.... ahhhhhhhh.....
I made it.
Woohoo...
Well. That was the most exciting ride I've had for a while.![]()
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