Im a poor hard done by biker

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:56

Originally Posted by Oakie

err ... then why are you putting it on the internet where the whole feckin' world can read about it?

thats ok-Under a certain mitzi pajero Ive mounted a remote control tape player. whenever I feel like beeing really nasty I push play and a series of knack knack knack noises are played at high volume through the hidden speaker system in the cabin.
The owner has as of yet to figure this out.

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 15:58

Originally Posted by White trash

Frosty, you're a cunt. A funny cunt, but still a .........

Hmm--thinking can a welly person fit the same recording under a certain white toyota van--triggered by entering the most remote part of the desert road.

**Ixion** · 24th June 2005, 16:00

Originally Posted by FROSTY

thats ok-Under a certain mitzi pajero Ive mounted a remote control tape player. whenever I feel like beeing really nasty I push play and a series of knack knack knack noises are played at high volume through the hidden speaker system in the cabin.
The owner has as of yet to figure this out.

While ya were under there , I hope ya didn't meddle with the Scottoiler I've hidden under there to drip oil every so often into the exhaust ?

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 16:00

this may or may not be a piss take thread

**FROSTY:Me** · 24th June 2005, 16:41

my gosh to make my life totally miserable--some lousy bugger stole my last beer (ginger of course)

**Motu** · 24th June 2005, 16:49

Originally Posted by Ixion

While ya were under there , I hope ya didn't meddle with the Scottoiler I've hidden under there to drip oil every so often into the exhaust ?

I've always wondered why the bikes that come up behind me fall off as soon as they touch the brakes....

**ManDownUnder** · 24th June 2005, 16:50

Originally Posted by Motu

I've always wondered why the bikes that come up behind me fall off as soon as they touch the brakes....

oh oh - a bastard with an education... you're the worst kind...

**Oakie** · 24th June 2005, 16:50

Originally Posted by Mr Skid

Buddy, ever wondered what you have to do to be voted an 'evil clown'?
Take as much time as you want to think about this one..

Must be Friday ... must be tired ... I'll go crawl back under my stone and come out again when my brain has had a wee rest.

**zeRax** · 24th June 2005, 17:02

HAHAHAHA

that was a good laugh good stuff guys ;> haha motu >_< soon as i imagined that happening i pissed myself laughin

**MadDuck** · 24th June 2005, 19:51

Yeah well PT or not life is kinda sucky.

I am suing TV1 for not telling me it was going to rain...I left the sun roof open on the cage and now have a wet bum.

I plan to sue the previous owner of my house cos they didnt install automatic gargre door openers. I got wet getting out to lock up before heading to work.

ooohhhh and the cat ran away and took everything I own in her knacksack.

**2_SL0** · 24th June 2005, 19:56

Originally Posted by Mr Skid

Buddy, ever wondered what you have to do to be voted an 'evil clown'?
Take as much time as you want to think about this one..

LMAO,

**Jackrat** · 24th June 2005, 21:42

Just got home at 5.00pm.
Two days on the road,most of it bloody lost,bloody office staff don't know the north island from the bloody south,bloody traffic,bloody gravel roads,bloody traffic,bloody stupid property owners that think they have the only green shed on the bloody road,bloody property owner that forgets I'm coming today,bloody traffic,bloody RUC coppers,bloody rain,bloody mud,bloody property owner,bloody office staff,bloody AUCKLAND bloody traffic,,,,,,,,Thanks guys,I needed a laugh.