Bike parking spaces #$)(#_)$(_)@

**Sutage** · 24th July 2005, 13:41

man just got back from new lynn and some dickfuck was parked in the bikespot, theres only one so i got a little pissed off but not too pissed because karma comes around etc
but i thought fuck that im not gonna park somewhere else, so i parked my bike in front of his car so theres no way he can get out
then walked into the mall grabbed my shit got a milkshake walked out and they had moved my bike and bent the fucknig mirror so i readjusted the mirror and rode off but fuck next time some dick parks there im gonna be pretty pissed
haha passed two maori guys and they were like 'you did the right thing' haha
fucking cages
next time youll have no mirrors cunt
does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do? i read a story on here about oil cleaner or something on the window but had none of that
the only thing which was on my mind about what i did was if they just pushed the bike over or smething, would be worred if i had a fairings bike, my SR is built YAMAHA TOUGH tho so i wouldnt care if it did get knocked over haha
ending my rant i can feel myself repeating words
fucking cages

**tl_tub** · 24th July 2005, 13:48

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel.

**Ixion** · 24th July 2005, 13:52

Originally Posted by brent_b

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel.

I approve of that. Only thing is, with tubeless tyres, they won't associate the nail, found much later when the tyre actually goes flat, with parking in a bike spot. So it's not educational.

**tl_tub** · 24th July 2005, 13:58

But it does mean you cant be blamed for anything

**Coyote** · 24th July 2005, 14:01

Just do a burnout on their windscreen

**Mr Skid** · 24th July 2005, 14:21

Originally Posted by Sutage

does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do?

I get over it and park on the footpath.

**Waylander** · 24th July 2005, 14:27

Been known to knock out a few tail lights in my time. Ofcourse this was in a place where the cops will pull you over and ticket you for broken tail lights. Here I think I'll go with screwdriver to the tire wall.

I hate the bastards that leave shopping carts in the bike spots. Can't do anything to the fuckwit that did it cause they are already gone. Did catch a guy leaving his cart at the one at pack and save other end of town. Parked the bike right behind his car and stayed there as his wife was yelling at me until he moved the cart.

**unhingedlizard** · 24th July 2005, 17:06

When i lived in Scotland and rode a 50cc, dickheads used to overtake about 5cm from your right side, so I used to carry a water pistol on a bungee filled with brake fluid. Bastards. Must have kept some painters in buisness.

**crashe** · 24th July 2005, 18:26

Sutage - There are two other places around the New Lynn mall that I also park at... Nope they are not marked as m/bike parking. But your bike is quite safe as well.

I will show you one day soon... where these spots are.

And I have never had any probs. I do know the spot that you are talking about. Quite often there are a few m/bikes and scooters parked there.
I have yet to catch a car parked in there thou.

Maybe carry a pen and paper and leave a nice note for the wanker.

Or go in and find 'security' or the 'information' desk they can get the car towed away at the owners expense.

**Skyryder** · 24th July 2005, 18:53

Originally Posted by Sutage

man just got back from new lynn and some dickfuck was parked in the bikespot, theres only one so i got a little pissed off but not too pissed because karma comes around etc
but i thought fuck that im not gonna park somewhere else, so i parked my bike in front of his car so theres no way he can get out
then walked into the mall grabbed my shit got a milkshake walked out and they had moved my bike and bent the fucknig mirror so i readjusted the mirror and rode off but fuck next time some dick parks there im gonna be pretty pissed
haha passed two maori guys and they were like 'you did the right thing' haha
fucking cages
next time youll have no mirrors cunt
does this piss everyone else off? what do you guys do? i read a story on here about oil cleaner or something on the window but had none of that
the only thing which was on my mind about what i did was if they just pushed the bike over or smething, would be worred if i had a fairings bike, my SR is built YAMAHA TOUGH tho so i wouldnt care if it did get knocked over haha
ending my rant i can feel myself repeating words
fucking cages

Shove a rag paper towel up their exhaust. Do you carry a cleaning towl for your bike? Use that up their exhuast.........deep up the exhaust so that they can not see it.

Skyryder

NC · 24th July 2005, 18:56

Always take the Rego plate down and model make of the car-whatever. When you do stuff like that, then you can fuck with their shit if they do stuff to the bike.

**thehollowmen** · 24th July 2005, 19:22

Originally Posted by alarumba

Just do a burnout on their windscreen

There was a guy in town on a lil suzuki 50cc offroader that parked on top of cars that were in bike parks...

really wish I got a photo of it

**Skyryder** · 24th July 2005, 19:38

Originally Posted by brent_b

Always keep a few nails in your pocket. When you find a car parked in a motorbike spot simply angle the nail infront of the wheel.

Better than that. Keep a valve remover in a side pocket. Just undo the valve cap and insert v/remover and unsrew valve. Air goes out real quik, that and the exhuast thingee together.

Skyryder