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    Hail the Bike

    I wonder what was so special about this bike?
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    Marty

    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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    How interesting.... and colour coordinated with red's in one end and so on
    Could be anything, I guess, from the "odd colour out" to a memorial for the bikes rider or something.
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    of macho bullshit and mediocrity

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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    I wonder what was so special about this bike?
    Simple.

    It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.

    You're welcome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Simple.

    It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.
    Thought it looked like a Honda.
    Marty

    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    I wonder what was so special about this bike?
    It certainly is the centre of attention!

    Quite an impressive pic, looks like the Honda VTR1000 club? No helmets either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    No helmets either.
    Thats so natural de-selection can take place!
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    I wonder what was so special about this bike?
    They were all waiting to see if you really do meet the nicest people on a honda........... Guess not
    Because I can......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    I wonder what was so special about this bike?
    No...don't tell me...it's a.....crock circle.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    When a rook, 'tis said, offends against the laws of the rooks, they will summon a Rook Parliament to try the offending bird. The rooks all gather round in an open circle and the miscreant bird is pushed into the centre of the circle . If found guilty by the Parliament all the rooks will simultaneously rush in on the offender and tear him to pieces.

    I reckon this is the same thing. 'Tis not the riders that have gathered 'tis the bikes. The one in the centre is charged with high crimes and misdemeanours against motorcycling. Once convicted all the bikes n the circle will race in on the guilty one and rip it to pieces.

    Which begs the question, what crime could the bike be accused of ? After all 'tis a Honda.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Simple.

    It's a Honda, and they're not paying homage, they're a firing squad. Thankfully, the organiser realised that the squad also rode Hondas, and subsequently aranged them in a circle.

    You're welcome.
    Although I get the impression that there are also other Hondas in the circle and this is a new member awaiting to get his colours
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    When a rook, 'tis said, offends against the laws of the rooks, they will summon a Rook Parliament to try the offending bird. The rooks all gather round in an open circle and the miscreant bird is pushed into the centre of the circle . If found guilty by the Parliament all the rooks will simultaneously rush in on the offender and tear him to pieces.
    nooooo he's a story teller!

    *runs off to find more Gaiman*

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    Satanic Ritual? May explain the hondas

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    I know the story, Neil Gaiman had another explanation hidden in his graphic novels.

    In summery, Cain and Able are two nightmare storytellers, Able tells everybody the story of a parliement of rooks, and is cut short by Cain who claims it is a mystery as to why the rooks act this way.

    Anyways, Able yells out the window...
    oh I'll just scan it
    The explaination of the parliment of rooks story as told takes up three pages and then this happens at the end of the issue:
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    Musical chairs biker styled, or

    It's a brand new bike and keeping everything equal, all riders must be astride their machines and the first one to sit on that white bike in the middle wins, or

    Everybody had to return to their bikes at say 1pm, it's 1:05pm and they're going to be humiliated because they're late, or

    Piggy in the middle, the other bikers have their keys.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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