until mebbe he grabs it from you and introduces it to your *insert Mr Hitcher's favourite word here*.![]()
Originally Posted by c4.
nah I ignore people on the road doing stupid things
they piss me off but I dont do anything about it
Ill slow them down or pull the fingers or something
kick their fucken side mirrors
until mebbe he grabs it from you and introduces it to your *insert Mr Hitcher's favourite word here*.![]()
Originally Posted by c4.
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Better them than me!Originally Posted by Zed
No, I wouldn’t kill anyone for not indicating! Maim? Maybe, but not kill...
The disposable camera is a good idea, stops nutters and is brilliant at accidents!
Don’t use your key as brass knuckles! It is coincided as an improvised weapon and you will get a visit from the men with the hats!
IF you find your self in a situation like this its hands at shoulder height, palms facing out as a sign of "Ok, I'm sorry, clam down." If this doesn’t work your in a prime place to block any punchers that come at you and witnesses will be saying "They where backing off when that guy went to hit them."
So it looks good for you!
Looks can be VERY deceiving, I had a sparing match with a girl in our club one day, she’s about 5'5" aprox 60-65kg, kicked my ass all over the room!
Another guy with 7 years of Karate couldn’t touch me! Big bugger too! (too scared to stand still!)
But the general rule is "The bigger they are, the harder they punch you in the face."
If you come home seething about ANYTHING do what I do and hang a kick bag somewhere, best stress relief there is!
Have kicked a few cars tho… Not to mention the mirrors I have removed… It is fun isn’t it!![]()
We all have our little obsessions...
Originally Posted by Ixion
How do you manage to pull that out when you're riding along? I don't really get anywhere when I try to undo my zips with gloves on.
It would make for some funny pics if you did manage to shoot a few photos. (Think startled driver with a WTF look on their face)
"They say that if I do bungy jumping too much, I might get brian damage."
"I don't even know who Brian is"
Carry a Pillion. Then you don't have to wory about it.Originally Posted by chickenfunkstar
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Nothing better than a *'get-out-of-jail-free' card when approaching a ding-bat that thinks he has done nothing wrong after cutting you off!!
No need for cameras.knuckle-dusters then.
Just wait until I get a Fazer!!!
*Only fully qualified members get one!!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Shaking your head at someone in parts of Auckland will probably get you killed.......Originally Posted by zadok
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Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Velcro strip on the Whale dashboard. Li'l Ratty I carry it in my jacket pocket, has big dome down pocket, I can get it out with summer gloves on. Leather jacket or winter gloves is problematic.Originally Posted by chickenfunkstar
Can't aim very well but most of the time, general direction is enough
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Luckily for you ya don't live in Auckland then Mr Wobbly-head then ???Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
Just kidding!!![]()
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Leave it hanging from the zip on my jacket (you know, the one with tassles) and surprisingly enough I managed to take some good pics while riding.Originally Posted by Ixion
Especially when coming through the Lindis on the way back from the Hokitika rally in January.
If you're a pistol shooter it helps your 'instinctive' aim.
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Yeah - and Gore.......Originally Posted by scumdog
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Don't even TALK about my town then!!Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
The Gorons would just think you were agreeing with them!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
just goes to show what an erroneous impression you can get on here ------ never woulda imagined you with tassles mr scumdogOriginally Posted by scumdog
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
You're right, I would have thought rainbow streamers of his grips would be more his style.Originally Posted by mstriumph
(PT)
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Harley -conchos-tassles-chrome-black leather, aren't they synonamous(sp)Originally Posted by mstriumph
Pray tell me how you DID imagine me???
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
dude ... i saw that on the news tonight ..i wanna be a test targetOriginally Posted by scumdog
(long story.. bar i used to work in.. bouncers all carried the handheld 50k watt ones.. we'd get pissed after work and hit each other with them to see who could stay standing the longest..)![]()
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