Grrr Road Rage

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 01:17

Originally Posted by SARGE

dude ... i saw that on the news tonight ..i wanna be a test target

(long story.. bar i used to work in.. bouncers all carried the handheld 50k watt ones.. we'd get pissed after work and hit each other with them to see who could stay standing the longest..)

No offence shag but back then they were most likely the old pre-metric ones, now you can use 'em to weld the Titanic back together!!

**justsomeguy** · 9th August 2005, 01:19

Originally Posted by SARGE

(long story.. bar i used to work in.. bouncers all carried the handheld 50k watt ones.. we'd get pissed after work and hit each other with them to see who could stay standing the longest..)

Oh really?? That is like you know, hello, so cool, like you know, like they do in like that movie ahyee brro.... Exit Wounds ahyee??

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 01:22

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Oh really?? That is like you know, hello, so cool, like you know, like they do in like that movie ahyee brro.... Exit Wounds ahyee??

You SEEM more pissed than I am!! And making more sense!

**mstriumph** · 9th August 2005, 01:45

wasn't that you i just saw on the drinking thread???

Originally Posted by scumdog

You SEEM more pissed than I am!! And making more sense!

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 01:51

Originally Posted by mstriumph

wasn't that you i just saw on the drinking thread???

You, young lady, are FAR too alert for this time in the morning (NZ time).

Go to bed ( and hopefully alone and cold!!)

**justsomeguy** · 9th August 2005, 01:55

Originally Posted by scumdog

You SEEM more pissed than I am!! And making more sense!

I'm not intoxicated, I was trying my best to portray an enthused juvenile. I'm one of those rare boring people who don't drink alcohol/coffee/V/Red Bull, smoke or do drugs.

But I make up for it every weekend on either Scenic Drive, SH22, SH25, SH16, or some other road

Bbuuut eef uuy wnat me to tipy ike ayh drank pursen E ges E cam du et.

**Lou Girardin** · 9th August 2005, 08:51

Originally Posted by scumdog

Just wait until I get a Fazer!!!

*Only fully qualified members get one!!!

What the hell do you want a Yamaha for?

**scumdog** · 9th August 2005, 08:55

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

What the hell do you want a Yamaha for?

Very droll Lou!!

Maybe to throw at offenders?? There has to be SOME use for them

**Wolf** · 9th August 2005, 11:58

Originally Posted by scumdog

Hey, listen dude, I notice no Date of Birth on your public profile

That's because the server rejected 1066 as the birth year

**vifferman** · 9th August 2005, 12:14

Originally Posted by Beemer

I know what you mean though, the increasing volume of traffic makes many people nervous so they slow down, which only makes the situation worse as people tend to sit on their tail. And we know what happens next, don't we? Yes, as soon as they get to the passing lanes, they speed up because it's wider and they feel safer!

Is that what you reckon?

No, it's because they don't want to be overtaken!

**Ixion** · 9th August 2005, 13:39

Originally Posted by Wolf

That's because the server rejected 1066 as the birth year

Older far

IXION

Ixion was the ancestor of the Centaurs of Earth. He ruled parts of Thessaly in the late 14th Century B.C. He had married Dia, a Thracian princess, but had neglected to pay the required bride price to her father, King Eioneus who then stole Ixion’s mares as revenge. Feigning a sign of peace, Ixion welcomed Eioneus to his homeland but only to murder him. Dia, who had mothered the demi-god Peirithous by Zeus, requested that Zeus purify her husband of the murder. Once Ixion realized that Zeus had seduced his wife, he demanded Zeus’ wife Hera in return. Zeus instead sent the cloud-goddess Nephele to bed with Ixion and she conceived him, Centaurus, ancestor of the centaurs of Earth. After death, Ixion was bound to a flailing wheel for eternity.

The hassles that bloody cloud caused me! And that prat Eioneus deserved all he got. I've had a bad press, it's all a beatup, everybody just listens to that bastidge Zeus.

**vifferman** · 9th August 2005, 13:45

Originally Posted by Ixion

After death, Ixion was bound to a flailing wheel for eternity.

So is the "flailing wheel" the White Whale, or Lil Ratty?
And you've got some exlaining to do, Mister. You never told us you were a freakin zombie! (I'm sure there's some rule somewhere about "no zombies on Kiwi Biker"...)

**mstriumph** · 9th August 2005, 17:08

really not too fond of all those women being chattelized [yes, Mr Hitcher - i did just make that one up, sir ...... good, isn't it?] .....
I mean being 'stolen' here and 'demanded' there and 'sent to breed with' the other ....

i mean ......WAT ABOUT FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION??????

Originally Posted by Ixion

Older far ..........................
The hassles that bloody cloud caused me! And that prat Eioneus deserved all he got. I've had a bad press, it's all a beatup, everybody just listens to that bastidge Zeus.

... and ...........

if you and whatsherface are responsible for centaurs [halfhorses] then does that make you responsible for quarterhorses, too?? :unsure:??