Bike bumper stickers?

**SEAGULL** · 18th January 2004, 22:13

Originally Posted by BugSplat

If your bike had a bumper & a bumper sticker thereon what would it say?

My current favorite would be:

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could
Drive A Little Better.

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]YES You're right,

**marty** · 18th January 2004, 22:39

how about a simple "fuck off". that will always get a chuckle.
or: "does this bike seat make my ass look fat?"

**Opi** · 13th February 2009, 22:09

Ever noticed drivers seem to take exception to riders more in the rain?
Having spent more than the occaisonal trip, lane splitting traffic and dodging drivers attempts to derail me in the rain I have often considered one that says...

" Relax, I'm the one getting wet!"

**Hitcher** · 13th February 2009, 22:56

Holy thread dredge Batman!

**Laxi** · 14th February 2009, 01:09

sit down, hangon, shutup, shut up crossed out and replaced with i dig screamers

**DarkLord** · 14th February 2009, 09:11

How about...

(in smallish letters of course)

If you can read this, you're a tailgating cunt"

**ceebie13** · 14th February 2009, 10:05

Originally Posted by DarkLord

How about...

(in smallish letters of course)

If you can read this, you're a tailgating cunt"

or... "If you can read this, you you're a tailgating c**t who can't possibly be concentrating on their driving. Back off!"

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 10:17

My bumper sticker would be "if you ramm into the back of me your a homosexual"

**DarkLord** · 14th February 2009, 10:19

Originally Posted by ceebie13

or... "If you can read this, you you're a tailgating c**t who can't possibly be concentrating on their driving. Back off!"

If you could fit all that onto a bumper sticker, yeah that'd be good too.

I always kinda liked the idea of a little LED board on the back of the bike with pre-programmed messages in it that you control from the front of the bike...with messages like "GET OFF MY TAIL" "WHAT THE F&%* ARE YOU DOING?" "INDICATE!"

Expensive it would be, but also filled with much awesomeness.

**Tank** · 14th February 2009, 10:20

Originally Posted by youngbiker16

My bumper sticker would be "if you ramm into the back of me your a homosexual"

ummm - wouldn't that make you the bitch?

Im not passing judgement, whatever you do in the privacy of your home and all that, but hey, no need to advertise.

**Dean** · 14th February 2009, 10:28

Originally Posted by Tank

ummm - wouldn't that make you the bitch?

Im not passing judgement, whatever you do in the privacy of your home and all that, but hey, no need to advertise.

Nope you see with me I'm at the lights and some homosexual rams into me and i get angry and call the cops, but you tank my friend you like it, in fact you pass the number to the driver and tell him "Ive got another thing besides my bike needs rear ramming" lol

nothing but good intentions Tank