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  1. 3rd September 2005, 21:58 #1
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    eftpos cards

    yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1,
    so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!--
    went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
    $20 in the back pkt
    long way to go till the new card gets here
    spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON
    sori bit pissed
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    could you please repeat in the Queen's english
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1,
    so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!--
    went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
    $20 in the back pkt
    long way to go till the new card gets here
    spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON
    Yeah 100% I totally agree.
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  4. 3rd September 2005, 22:09 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bane
    could you please repeat in the Queen's english
    sori - kids txt hs gt 2 me
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1,
    so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!--
    went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
    $20 in the back pkt
    long way to go till the new card gets here
    spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON
    sori bit pissed

    aahahrghhhh... you bastard.. i'm reading this while watchin the rugby on poor man's tv... Dammit.. might as well go to bed now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    sori - kids txt hs gt 2 me
    I have enough problems figuring out what buttons to push let alone learning to spell another language.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1,
    so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!--
    went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
    $20 in the back pkt
    long way to go till the new card gets here
    spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON
    sori bit pissed
    I'll have a go:

    Deposited pay cheque into bank, left card behind. Collected dry cleaning (took a while: dy clnen), but no eftpos card. Very little money left in pocket because of the deposit. Ended up spending the remainder in the pub celebrating another win. <- somebody was then disappointed at being told early.

    1337 is much easier to read... drunks are not only incoherent, but shocking at typing too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gremlin
    I'll have a go:

    Deposited pay cheque into bank, left card behind. Collected dry cleaning (took a while: dy clnen), but no eftpos card. Very little money left in pocket because of the deposit. Ended up spending the remainder in the pub celebrating another win. <- somebody was then disappointed at being told early.

    1337 is much easier to read... drunks are not only incoherent, but shocking at typing too...
    Need to find a babblefish that will decode the text talk... :hbd:
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    yesterday i had to bank my pay chq been away in linton 4 2 days,ment 2 b 1,
    so off i go to the hole in the wall, do the biz, walk away happy as, money in da bank----so who was the wanker that left the fu#KEN CARD IN THE MACHINE !!!--
    went 2 work -unpaid as a loyal emplyee- this mornin sweet go to pick up- the dy clnen an HELLO SHIT no card !!!!!!!
    $20 in the back pkt
    long way to go till the new card gets here
    spent da $ @ da pisser WE WON
    sori bit pissed
    gee, d,jfwa kasfb ca;lodfl awfln CLOd eocvvc clsadfk.
    Time to ride
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar
    gee, d,jfwa kasfb ca;lodfl awfln CLOd eocvvc clsadfk.
    my sntamits xactly
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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    Need to find a babblefish that will decode the text talk... :hbd:
    Meh, all you old people ! I read it OK (gotta admit, the dry cleaning took a moment or 2)
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    Quote Originally Posted by rfc85
    my sntamits xactly
    this is why i sold my phone i excel in plain simple englsh but wither and decay in txt gbrsh (wot u up 2 g. he he was that good)
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyxr250rider
    i excel in plain simple englsh but whither and decay...
    Whither, sir? Hither, thither or yonder..?
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    I'm all for txt spk on mobile phones but I've never understood people who use it online when they have a keyboard in front of them.
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