Where to prak a bike when I have no gargre

**TerminalAddict** · 7th September 2005, 12:12

I'm thinking maybe park as close to the big plasma as possible, then run a hose out the window for me to breathe thru.

Soon enough the wife will pass out .. so everybody is happy

**Smorg** · 7th September 2005, 12:21

Originally Posted by TerminalAddict

I'm thinking maybe park as close to the big plasma as possible, then run a hose out the window for me to breathe thru.

Soon enough the wife will pass out .. so everybody is happy

Do you like it when they don't fight back................................

**Silage** · 7th September 2005, 12:31

My solution to the praking prolbem and insufficient gargre space was a 20' shipping container - weather tight, secure, cheaper than a gargre and no council permit required

as it is removable. Three bikes fit easily and allow each to be manoeuvred in and out and more if needed. Gets a bit codl in witner.

**inlinefour** · 7th September 2005, 12:42

I used to ride the CB750 straight up the few stairs and through the frount door leaving the bike in the hallway. Was OK in the villa style home but I'd never get it up all the stairs of where I live now. However there is pleanty of room in the workshop. You could allways park your bike there, provided you leave the key in it

**Holy Roller** · 7th September 2005, 14:12

I've got the old girl under a gazeebo standing on a sheet of ply, until the garage is built.... been waiting two years so far for the landlord to get around to it.

**pyrocam** · 7th September 2005, 14:23

cover sheet.
pfffft

on the concrete.

with a bazillion locks on it....

or this
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...9&postcount=11

**TerminalAddict** · 7th September 2005, 14:33

fuck pyro . .that's some funny shit

*sic · 7th September 2005, 14:37

damn i wish i had some grass so i caould make that underground garage

**crshbndct** · 7th September 2005, 14:56

kitchen got vinyl or tiles?

explain to your missus that the bike weighs as much as two people, and has smaller foot prints than a human. also wipe the tire just before bringing it inside.

**Wolf** · 7th September 2005, 16:23

Originally Posted by TerminalAddict

Originally Posted by XP@

Originally Posted by XP@

DOH! you have a ranch slider!
Just prak the bike in the living room so she can watch telly too!
The bonus here is that you can sit on her whilst you watch telly

tried that

never seen the devil come out in missus quite so quickly :P

Get a new missus - one who truly appreciates motorbikes

**Wolf** · 7th September 2005, 16:36

Originally Posted by Jimmie

My solution to the praking prolbem and insufficient gargre space was a 20' shipping container - weather tight, secure, cheaper than a gargre and no council permit required

as it is removable. Three bikes fit easily and allow each to be manoeuvred in and out and more if needed. Gets a bit codl in witner.

How much do shipping containers cost to buy and who transports them to the section?

**Ixion** · 7th September 2005, 16:59

Originally Posted by inlinefour

I used to ride the CB750 straight up the few stairs and through the frount door leaving the bike in the hallway. Was OK in the villa style home but I'd never get it up all the stairs of where I live now. However there is pleanty of room in the workshop. You could allways park your bike there, provided you leave the key in it

DO NOT DO THIS IF YOU ARE MARRIED.

In a rash moment I once bethought myself to extract Li'l Ratty from his position locked in behind the cages, by riding him through the conveniently placed internal gargre access door, down the hallway, across the entrance foyer and down the front steps.

Worked fine, no probs EXCEPT that Mrs Ixion saw me do it. I'm still not sure how they got the planet back on its axis, but I believe the Guiness Book of Records people are carefully checking the figures on the Krakatoa explosion to see if it still qualifies.

Still not clear WHY, m'self. But it seems that doing this sort of stuff arouses some primal instinct for destruction in the female of the species. It must be related to the instinct that makes them go off their trolley if one uses the stove for some perfectly innocent and harmless purpose involving bike bits. Never understood that either.

Just don't do it.

**TerminalAddict** · 7th September 2005, 17:04

mental note taken

**Waylander** · 7th September 2005, 17:08

Wich suburb do ya live in mate?

**TerminalAddict** · 7th September 2005, 17:14

whatawhata .. and yes I see you bastards often headed out to raglan ...
I'm currently bidding on an FZR on trademe, which I hope to own on Sunday.

If anybody here is madazevolution (Ben from te awamutu) piss off and let me buy it

I rode it last night, and goes like a mutha focker ... I'm excited