Guess what I found?

[Biff]

LMAO

Well done you!

[Joni]

Yay Cath!!!!!!

[Ms Piggy]

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

Well before you & Beemer really get the claws out I guess I better answer.
1. Lost keys, couldn't find keys after looking everywhere. Paid for new keys but ignition key wrong, so had to pay for new ignition keys, found lost keys today that had been missing since late Feb.
2. Not my bike but lovely I agree, belongs to another KBer.
3. Proper girls’ bike?? Ummmm, errrrr never knew there was such a thing.
4. My sexuality is irrelevant.

Welcome back, CSL. And not before time.

&

Good to see you back online....

Cheers MrH & crashe I haven't been away just busy, I've been lurking around and taking a quick peak when I can...it's hard slog not having the flexibility of a campus life but, I'm loving being out on placement rather than stuck doing essays!

Oh yeah...I do have a spare, spare set of keys now as when I lost them I got 2 sets cut!

p.s I've missed you guys!!!

[Virago]

Geez, that's classic! Mrs V is always losing her keys then finding them in strange places - I showed her your progression of threads culiminating in today's, she just about wet herself laughing.

Good to see you saw the funny side of it yourself!

[Hitcher]

excellent. You owned his sorry ass with that comment....

There are no sad donkeys around here, sunshine. Rejoice in the happy glow of that which is the Great New Zealand Arse!

Change the Government. Give your party vote to BDOTGNZA!

[jazbug5]

That was a laugh well worth the wait, Cath... good one!

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[speights_bud]

i permantly solved that problem. TOok the bloody key out, put a switch in! I mean who would want to steal my shitty a100 bucket anyway?

[SARGE]

Not only wise men - ours often have wee furry creatures dropped in them by the cats. Thankfully no wetas, but we do have lots of flying huhu bugs in summer.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

[Ixion]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

What !!?? You don't know about wetas ?

For Heaven's sake, nobody tell him.He's a good guy, we don't want him freaking out and making a bolt back to the States.

Believe me, Sarge, when you encounter one ---- you'll KNOW.

[scumdog]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WETA'S AND HUHU BUGS???!!

(im not from around here...)

WETAS = extra large cricket type bugs with spikey legs, don't fly and mainly live in dark places.

HUHU BUGS (or BEETLES) = Large (up to 3" long) flying beetles with long curvy antenae and clingy spikey legs, they fly around in the late summer months at night - and make a hell of a whack when they hit your goggles!!
And their grubs are a tasty treat - sort of look like big maggots about 4" long and live in rotten pine logs. (and other types of wood too)

[Ixion]

WETAS = extra large cricket type bugs with spikey legs.

HUHU BUGS (or BEETLES) = Large (up to 3" long) flying beetles with long curvy antenae and clingy spikey legs, they flay around in the late summer months at night - and make a hell of a whack when they hit your goggles!!

Yeah, and diamond back rattlesnakes are extra large earth worms with fancy tails !

[SARGE]

What !!?? You don't know about wetas ?

For Heaven's sake, nobody tell him.He's a good guy, we don't want him freaking out and making a bolt back to the States.

Believe me, Sarge, when you encounter one ---- you'll KNOW.

i am assuming they are some sort of Insectoid organism..

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home

Weta's do look tasty though.. bit of Chili dipping sauce and a few beers and im on it..

[scumdog]

Yeah, and diamond back rattlesnakes are extra large earth worms with fancy tails !

O.K., so I'm guilty of underplaying things a little!!

BTW Have a go with a Tazer, it'll give you a bit of a tickle-up!! oops, done it again!!

[James Deuce]

i am assuming they are some sort of Insectoid organism..

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home

Weta's do look tasty though.. bit of Chili dipping sauce and a few beers and im on it..

Make sure you stock up on cash before you try that though. Wetas are protected.