Guess what I found?

**RiderInBlack** · 17th September 2005, 07:46

Originally Posted by SARGE

EDIT: google is kewl..but hell..we got bigger head - lice back home.

Obviously evolved to fit on Americian ego enlarged heads

Is that why in some States you don't need a helmet (cause noone makes them big enough)?

**SARGE** · 17th September 2005, 07:54

Originally Posted by RiderInBlack

Obviously evolved to fit on Americian ego enlarged heads

Is that why in some States you don't need a helmet (cause noone makes them big enough)?

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t)

**Sniper** · 17th September 2005, 07:56

Good to see CSL. And welcome back.

**James Deuce** · 17th September 2005, 08:07

Originally Posted by SARGE

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t)

It's alright Sarge, Hitcher has an XXXXXL helmet fitting too. It's quite good to follow him on a blustery day, as his giant melon smooths airflow for B Trains, let alone motorcycles.

**Ixion** · 17th September 2005, 09:46

Originally Posted by Jim2

Make sure you stock up on cash before you try that though. Wetas are protected.

Like heck they are. Not when I see one of the 'orrble things. Whatever it is that protects them isn't going to cut it when I swing at the repulsive wretch with my BLOODY BIG HAMMER (main exercise it gets nowdays actually) . The only good weta is a 2mm thick weta.

**inlinefour** · 17th September 2005, 09:53

We will see you back on the roads again.

Well, everyone else will, I have to wait a bit longer as I currently have no bike to ride.

**SPORK** · 17th September 2005, 10:16

Originally Posted by Ixion

Like heck they are. Not when I see one of the 'orrble things. Whatever it is that protects them isn't going to cut it when I swing at the repulsive wretch with my BLOODY BIG HAMMER (main exercise it gets nowdays actually) . The only good weta is a 2mm thick weta.

Seconded. Uhhh, gives me the 'eebi jeebies.

Whenever I see one I get a primievil anger grow in me, to the point where it needs to die, so that I can live.

**scumdog** · 17th September 2005, 10:28

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQ

Seconded. Uhhh, gives me the 'eebi jeebies.

Whenever I see one I get a primievil anger grow in me, to the point where it needs to die, so that I can live.

Can't believe some of you guys, you ride motorbikes - yet you're scared of wetas!!

How many people have ever been mugged by a weta??

Or run off the road by one?

Or been burgled by one?

Or have to pay taxes to one?

And you're SCARED of them????

**Ixion** · 17th September 2005, 10:37

Originally Posted by scumdog

Can't believe some of you guys, you ride motorbikes - yet you're scared of wetas!!

How many people have ever been mugged by a weta??
Or run off the road by one?
Or been burgled by one?
Or have to pay taxes to one?
And you're SCARED of them????

Nah, not scared of 'em. They're actually almost harmless (Almost - if you get stabbed by those spines, they're very dirty and the stab puncture can easily become infected - like spider bites). I just hate them. They're repulsive, not frightening. Like goatse - not frightening, but ruddy 'orrible.

**kiwisfly** · 17th September 2005, 11:46

Thats funny, bet you're were relieved...still funny though!

Originally Posted by Fish

What was the mystery, then? I can't be bothered clicking those links.

Nice bike in the avatar picture thing, is it yours then? Can't see it that well but it doesn't look like a proper girl's bike. Are you a dyke?

...DIPSHIT

**RiderInBlack** · 17th September 2005, 17:57

Originally Posted by SARGE

by the way... thanks for turning this into yet another american bashing thread you racist cunt (p/t)

Your welcome

You left yourself wide open on that one, due to your excessively exaggerated "we have head lice bigger than that" comment.

Ooh CSL, sorry to have highjacked your thread (looks like it already had been). Awesomes that you had found the keys

(too bad it was after going to all that trouble to replace them

).

**NordieBoy** · 17th September 2005, 18:44

Originally Posted by SARGE

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

Typical Yanks, they'll supersize anything

**RiderInBlack** · 17th September 2005, 18:58

Originally Posted by SARGE

Dude.. you'd be shocked if you saw my helmet size.. i either have to send away to the States of wear a cheap-as HJC CL14 with some padding removed. helps to house the Extra Extra Extra Extra Large brain.

Probably due to Hydrocephalus not brian size.