golden stream

**NotaGoth** · 21st September 2005, 09:48

Absolutely beautiful day yesterday.. finally.. woo! Got up to go to the kitchen and happened to look out the window.. woohoo!!!!! boy did I cop an eyefull!!!!

There was some bloke just standing there with his noodle flopped out taking a leak by our driveway. :|

I yelled out the window at him and said "oi, I can see your diddle" But he still just didn't seem to care. Like WTF.

I mean sure, some might say "when you gotta go you gotta go" It ain't as though I don't agree. But if someone needs to take a fucking piss they should at least have the decency to not just whip it out in all its glory where ANYONE can see.

Bet he didn't even stop to think that there could possibly be young children playing outside hmm.

Not to mention the fact that I rather not cop an eyefull of some random guys nonger with the mighty golden stream flowing.

Ok pointless rant involving dribble now officially over.

**bugjuice** · 21st September 2005, 09:53

great excuse to get the BB gun out..
that's pretty grose..
yet, if a chick did it.....

**Sniper** · 21st September 2005, 09:55

Originally Posted by bugjuice

great excuse to get the BB gun out..
that's pretty grose..
yet, if a chick did it.....

We do not want to know what tickles your fancy!!

**Racey Rider** · 21st September 2005, 09:58

It's the classic set up.

He's been storking you. He knows your moves. He knows what time you normally look out that window. He's been wanting to show you his 'item' for months. And finally musted up the 'balls' to do it.
The golden stream was just a alibi incase things went bad.

I do it all the time.

**NotaGoth** · 21st September 2005, 09:59

Originally Posted by bugjuice

great excuse to get the BB gun out..
that's pretty grose..
yet, if a chick did it.....

If a chick did it I'd find it just as bad.. But sadly its how things go.. guys can do things that are seen as absolutely disguisting, yet if a female does the same thing its ok.. That applies in both directions though..

What pissed me off is that there are plenty of bushes he could have gone and hid in, or behind to make it less obvious

**The Stranger:Me** · 21st September 2005, 10:00

hmm, you know al lot about his MO.

**Smorg** · 21st September 2005, 10:02

Hey you gotta go, you gotta go no chick screaming out the window would stop me in mid-stream although had i know someone was home i would not have been stroking the dragon in their driveway

**NotaGoth** · 21st September 2005, 10:02

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

It's the classic set up.

He's been storking you. He knows your moves. He knows what time you normally look out that window. He's been wanting to show you his 'item' for months. And finally musted up the 'balls' to do it.
The golden stream was just a alabi incase things went bad.

I do it all the time.

Well don't you think its stupid for someone to whip it all out in direct view of someones windows?

**The Stranger:Me** · 21st September 2005, 10:05

We built the Tongan church in mangere. When working there we used to see all sorts of random behaviour.
It was not uncommon to see males walking along, lift up their skirts, squat down and drop a turd, then just stand up and keep walking like nothing happened.

**Smorg** · 21st September 2005, 10:14

Originally Posted by CaN

We built the Tongan church in mangere. When working there we used to see all sorts of random behaviour.
It was not uncommon to see males walking along, lift up their skirts, squat down and drop a turd, then just stand up and keep walking like nothing happened.

eeeeewwwww!!!! Did another come along and sniff his butt once he'd finished???

**NotaGoth** · 21st September 2005, 10:18

Originally Posted by CaN

We built the Tongan church in mangere. When working there we used to see all sorts of random behaviour.
It was not uncommon to see males walking along, lift up their skirts, squat down and drop a turd, then just stand up and keep walking like nothing happened.

What the fuck................. how attractive..

not...

argh