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    I hate motorcycling, I'm quitting

    I am sick and tired of all these cage drivers cutting me off and not seeing me. I am tired of having to avoid collisions every day that I go out on the bike. Carrying my helmet and jacket around is just too much and its so annoying. The rain also pisses me off as it makes me wet when I ride. I no longer want to danger and constant anxiety of riding a motorcycle.


    Yeah right!

    My ZXR250A will be ready for me to pick up tomorrow

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    When I started reading this, I thought it belonged in the joke thread....and I'm right. As if.....
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    Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

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    It keeps one awake eh?

    Enjoy the new bike!
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    I was just about to say "build a F**ckin bridge", then I noticed your "Yeah right" comment ....

    Goodo - As you were!!!
    Not even with yours!!!

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    is it green?
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    Are you writing ads for Tui now too?
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    You were so close to getting a swift kick in the goolies mate.
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?
    The truth is what you belive it to be, as reality is only a reletive term.


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    Good On Ya Mate!

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    Congratulations SuperD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer
    The truth is what you belive it to be
    I want to believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Us old fullahs remember well the day that the late great jrandom said he was leaving. Great drama. Tears before bedtime. Letters to the editor were written. Select Committees convened. And then it turns out it was all a joke. Ha ha! Great backslapping and joviality was had. Conviviality in the gargre, that sort of thing. And then he left anyway. Last seen with a Giant Iguana lodged in his rectal crevice. Who can one believe anymore? What is truth?
    so... would you take the red pill... or the blue pill...?

    thought this was a pt.. only read the first few words, and just thought: balls.
    glad the bike is ready

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fish
    I want to believe.
    Then take the red pill
    Drats Bugjuice beat me to that line.
    Happiness is a means of travel, not a destination

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    Quote Originally Posted by Motoracer
    The truth is what you belive it to be, as reality is only a reletive term.
    reality is a myth.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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