Taking the piss

[yungatart]

What do YOU mean???

Duh? The exercises women do after having a baby to tighten everything up again, including bladder muscles..

[zadok]

It is amazing how cold the kydney area gets after riding, as many can attest to in the 'kydney belt' thread. Whether that has anything to do with it, I'm not sure. I can't say I have 'to go' anymore often, that I have noticed.

[bugjuice]

aaa but did you ever use the ladies IN the ladies?

or to rephrase - did you go in the ladies then get in the ladies.

Hope this clarifies.

[edit] I personally prefer being used by the ladies... whether that is in the ladies or by the ladies doesn't really concern me.

yes.. once..
it's something I'd say I'm not proud of.. but then I'd be lying

[Zed]

I am assuming this is something to do with position on the bike, but I don’t think I have ever used so many public toilets in my life…

You do get high on the tank (see your profile pic) and havn't you been trying to get your knee down in the twisties as well Jill?

It could be just you, not too sure if it's common among motorcyclists? On group rides we can normally ride for hours at a time without someone having to always slow us down for the ole pitt stop!

[ManDownUnder]

yes.. once..
it's something I'd say I'm not proud of.. but then I'd be lying

All good - and yeah... sometimes you get a tad desperate and well.. anything'll do at that point right?

Saves makes a mess

[Oakie]

I suppose the vibration might have something to do with it too and is probably different between bikes depending on whether the vibration is a fast buzzzzz ie from an in-line four or a slower thump thump from a V twin.

Personally, when I used to get off the FXR150 after about 40 km I couldn't feel anything in my groin area anyway. It wasn't necessarily unpleasant but it was a strange sensation. Sort of like a 'numb on' is probably the best way I can describe it.

Any hoo ... if you look at the physiology of it all. .. the bladder is in the middle of the body basically. When sitting on a car seat your weight is supported right across your whole arse area and upper thighs. On a bike however it's generally just supported by the part of your arse that can fit on the seat and is centred right under the bladder. The ratio of your weight supported right under your bladder then is higher creating more pressure and requiring you to go more often.
To be vulgar:
in a car your bladder is supported by the whole of your arse
on a bike it is supported by not much more than the hole of your arse.

Here endeth the lesson!

[The Stranger:Me]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?

[bugjuice]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?

brake cleaner..

and MDU.. I have a pretty good reply for ya, but I think this topic might have to be continued over a pint or two, since I would surely hit rock bottom of decency, and dig like crazy..

[SixPackBack]

And what exactly was number two Pyro...?

Don't you guys ever feel the need to 'use the ladies' either?

I 'use ladies' at every opportunity

[Keystone19]

brake cleaner..

and MDU.. I have a pretty good reply for ya, but I think this topic might have to be continued over a pint or two, since I would surely hit rock bottom of decency, and dig like crazy..

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

[Big Dave]

My guess would be your anabolic rate is accelerated - adrenaline and excitement make the system run faster - and you are colder - don't perspire as much - so it all has to come out somewhere.

[Postie]

i don't know why your bladder is broken, unless you got it from the Warehouse, but the solution is easy and cool. Ware a spacesuit and just go when ever you feel like it

[Keystone19]

i don't know why your bladder is broken, unless you got it from the Warehouse, but the solution is easy and cool. Ware a spacesuit and just go when ever you feel like it

Yeah. I thought maybe a modified camelbak...

[bugjuice]

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

lamo.. boy, are you going to be dissapointed later..
I'll say it, when you figure out the rest of the day..

[Stroker Girl]

I have encountered this problem but it is usually on the way home on the ride after a pub stop . Horrible feeling cruising down the motorway with a bursting bladder!

A certain person I know who shall remain nameless had a rather embarrassing episode the other day due to an urgent piss stop. Said male was really busting so pulled into a secluded cemetry for a pee. He quickly got off the bike and drop his leathers & jeans and was gratefully releasing the flow when he saw out of the corner of his eye his bike rolling down the hill (had parked on a slight incline and didn't put it in 1st gear). Because the stand was down it was just keeping it upright.

With pants down and still urinating he sprinted to catch his bike by the pack rack just as it was going down and managed to save it from a nasty fall. Unfortunately at the same time a car was going into the graveyard with a couple of old ladies inside. Must of got the shock of their lives. A dodgy looking biker, helmet still on (thank god!), pants down, and pissing all over himself while struggling to hold up his bike!