Taking the piss

[ManDownUnder]

Come on Buggy, spit it out, we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

Yeah -I'm with her (and I'll help you dig - what're friends for?)

hang about - It's FRIDAY???

[SlowHand]

lamo.. boy, are you going to be dissapointed later..
I'll say it, when you figure out the rest of the day..

I was gona say! with your current state of mind - getting days smudged round, are you sure it is the ladies side of the block? actually, is it actually a toilet that you've been going to?

Personally I dont drink enough water riding, and get quite dehydrated. Im working on it.

[ManDownUnder]

So who's been sniffing petrol again?

.....hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm????

No I - I'm high on life... and a shag helps too...

[SlowHand]

I have encountered this problem but it is usually on the way home on the ride after a pub stop . Horrible feeling cruising down the motorway with a bursting bladder!

A certain person I know who shall remain nameless had a rather embarrassing episode the other day due to an urgent piss stop. Said male was really busting so pulled into a secluded cemetry for a pee. He quickly got off the bike and drop his leathers & jeans and was gratefully releasing the flow when he saw out of the corner of his eye his bike rolling down the hill (had parked on a slight incline and didn't put it in 1st gear). Because the stand was down it was just keeping it upright.

With pants down and still urinating he sprinted to catch his bike by the pack rack just as it was going down and managed to save it from a nasty fall. Unfortunately at the same time a car was going into the graveyard with a couple of old ladies inside. Must of got the shock of their lives. A dodgy looking biker, helmet still on (thank god!), pants down, and pissing all over himself while struggling to hold up his bike!

dam cant find the clap smilie - pure class to that man!! I got a visual, and cant stop laughing!!!

[Lou Girardin]

Yeah. I thought maybe a modified camelbak...

Billy Connelly's incontinence pants. Just don't bin.

[crashe]

we need some amusement on a dull Friday...

Fark what the hell happened to Thursday?????
Damn it I forgot to go and pay all the bills on Thursday..
Oh yeah right TODAY is Thursday.

Pitstops - yep be careful how much you drink beforehand...
all that shaking and vibrating on the bike can make you wanna go...

But Keystone19 likes to go into the mens toilets...
Except she scared all the men out so fast.... that they forgot to zip up when they turned around... hehehehe.
Twasn't a pretty sight either...

[ManDownUnder]

But Keystone19 likes to go into the mens toilets...
Except she scared all the men out so fast.... that they forgot to zip up when they turned around... hehehehe.

Bugger - missed that one...

[bugjuice]

all that shaking and vibrating on the bike can make you wanna go...

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

[crashe]

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

Buy the MEN's Depends..... available at any supermarket

[ManDownUnder]

true, I do love my bike heaps, but I'm working on not creaming myself while riding..

Dude, unless you get that problem sorted you are NEVER going to be my pillion....

[bugjuice]

Dude, unless you get that problem sorted you are NEVER going to be my pillion....

at least I'll be stuck there.. Besides, I haven't seen your bike yet (cue big dig here (I said dig, not penis)), so how do I know it's as good as mine..?

[ManDownUnder]

at least I'll be stuck there.. Besides, I haven't seen your bike yet (cue big dig here (I said dig, not penis)), so how do I know it's as good as mine..?

Sorry - I just ran out of comebacks... that pic is a classic!

Mate - it's not the weapon... it's how well you (or others) can use it. Remind me to show you some time.

I've had no complaints...

[Motu]

Must be another reason I like to ride alone,I can stop when I like.I try to drink a lot of fluids on a bike,and now I have a Camelback am drinking more often than just at a rest stop.It can be annoying,but as I am mostly on real backroads I get to stop in some choice spots for a piss,often going down dead end roads,or even just riding up a bank if the fence line allows it.Woolworth's Bladder we used to call it....

[Big Dave]

Must be another reason I like to ride alone.

Apart from - 'you have no friends'?

[Ixion]

I've never found it a problem. If need arises just stop at the next bridge, or convenient clump of trees. I avoid public toilets and servo toilets at all costs.