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    Lurking GF

    Well my gf really wants to get into bikes and is looking at getting one at the end of the year. Some deal about if she gets a bike i actually have to get a car licence or some rubbish.

    But she has informed me that she has joined the site.... but won't tell me who she is.

    So miss lurker i am watching you
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    well, i have the peeeeeeerfect bike - a GF-250

    and it needs a bit of work so she can get her hands dirty too and learn some mechanical stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    well, i have the peeeeeeerfect bike - a GF-250

    and it needs a bit of work so she can get her hands dirty too and learn some mechanical stuff.
    ummmmm that would actually mean I would be getting MY hands dirty and I would be doing a little work
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Cool

    Aff-man....... I know who she is and I aint gonna tell you....

    Hey Ms Aff-man PM me and we can chat about that bike you sat on at Colemans.... you know the one you really liked and Aff-man was shocked....

    ( I shall call you Ms Aff-man until you reveal yourself on the site )
    No lads not that sort of revealing... tut tut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Well my gf really wants to get into bikes and is looking at getting one at the end of the year. Some deal about if she gets a bike i actually have to get a car licence or some rubbish.

    But she has informed me that she has joined the site.... but won't tell me who she is.

    So miss lurker i am watching you
    It might be fish

    ......but on second thoughts I think she might be a bit handfull for you
    Second is the fastest loser

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    Just take a look at all the new member profiles and see wich one most closly fits her description.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Just take a look at all the new member profiles and see wich one most closly fits her description.
    good theroy... but she may have joined some time ago and only just told Aff-man..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    good theroy... but she may have joined some time ago and only just told Aff-man..........
    That's true.... lol Watch it be Hondaone.

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    Sort member profiles by dated joined. Examine those joined in the last month for (a) female (I assume your GF is female, but these days who can say ) ; and (b) no bike yet, and (c) lives in Auckland (I assume she lives with or near you, though once again, who can say)

    Only two possibilities, one is unlikely based on her postings. Leaves one choice.

    I won't post it cos if she wants to remain anonymous who am I to poke my oar in. But not hard to repeat the deductive process. Elementarty my dear Wotsit
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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Well my gf really wants to get into bikes and is looking at getting one at the end of the year. Some deal about if she gets a bike i actually have to get a car licence or some rubbish.

    But she has informed me that she has joined the site.... but won't tell me who she is.

    So miss lurker i am watching you
    DONT SWEAT IT YOULL FIGURE OUT WHO SHE IS SOON ENOUGH, IM HAPPY FOR MT GF TO READ ANYTHING I POST ON THIS SITE AND I LEAVE MY COMPUTER UNLOCKED ANYWAY SO SHE CAN EVEN READ MY EMAILS, AS FOR THE LADY GETTING A BIKE ITS ALL GOOD , BTW FEEL FREE TO WHEELIE PAST MY HOUSE NEXT TIME YA PUSSY

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    DONT SWEAT IT YOULL FIGURE OUT WHO SHE IS SOON ENOUGH, IM HAPPY FOR MT GF TO READ ANYTHING I POST ON THIS SITE AND I LEAVE MY COMPUTER UNLOCKED ANYWAY SO SHE CAN EVEN READ MY EMAILS, AS FOR THE LADY GETTING A BIKE ITS ALL GOOD , BTW FEEL FREE TO WHEELIE PAST MY HOUSE NEXT TIME YA PUSSY
    Just come out side when ya see me and i'll do some stand ups up and down your street

    Yeh I don't mind her reading what i post ... well except about some of the shinanigans i get up to
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man
    Just come out side when ya see me and i'll do some stand ups up and down your street

    Yeh I don't mind her reading what i post ... well except about some of the shinanigans i get up to
    ILL PM YOU MY LOCATION , JUST DONT TELL THE PIGS

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    It might be fish

    ......but on second thoughts I think she might be a bit handfull for you
    fish has come close to admiting to having a penis so its not her/him......unless....something your not telling us Aff-man, sokay dude we will still like you when you come out

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    haha. might be fish. first thing I thought too


    hey I got this RGV150 for sale. runs like a DREAM mate.
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis

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    Quote Originally Posted by aff-man

    So miss lurker i am watching you
    How?
    You don't know who she is.
    Be very afraid.
    One wrong word and you're toast.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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