it ain't just the cages from the front or sides watch your ass!

**justsomeguy** · 27th October 2005, 23:01

Originally Posted by Ixion

No, not funny.

I have lost count of the number of times that my silly habit of stopping on amber and red lights has resulted in a dildo in a cage attempting to sodomise my exhaust. I regularly have to jump forward into the intersection or between the traffic lanes to give the tossers time to stop. Absurd thing is *I* stopped- *you* had my stopping time and distance *plus* the distnce between us. So why can't you stop. The crowning insult however is when the throwback actully has the nerve to sit and HONK - because I I don't run the amber light ! GRRRRR.

It really sucks......

However for a guy your size - simply dismounting and approaching them with full gear on and wild eyes will make them

Have you tried it before??

**Ixion** · 27th October 2005, 23:16

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

It really sucks......

However for a guy your size - simply dismounting and approaching them with full gear on and wild eyes will make them

Have you tried it before??

Oh yea. Many times. Gets the windows rolled up real fast. Especially if I'm swinging my security chain. Bang on the window a few times , ostentatiously write down the rego, and watch them sweat. Amazing too, how much bigger a leather jacket makes you look (old style black ones, anyway). Cordura just doesn't cut it there.

**Korea** · 27th October 2005, 23:22

Got hit from behind by a lady driver at a red light a few months back. Bent the exhaust right up. She gave me some dolleros to get it fixed, but I kinda like it the way it is now... *ahem* but that's not the point - bloody dangerous she was *ahem**ahem*

**Waylander** · 28th October 2005, 01:21

Didn't even look at the guy that nearly parked my backwheel on his "bonnet" thursday morning. Wasn't his fault though other than tail-gating. Lucky for the two of us and the fucktard at fault that I was paying attention and didn't just go around the fuck though next time I wont be so nice.