Team Spidi Hot Chicks - AKL
\Originally Posted by Gremlin
Handcuffs?? Go right ahead, wanna take turns?? I'll wear them, then you wear them for a bit and so on...
Ok, must stop abusing poor people's threads... bad little Gremlin, go play with people's machinery instead
The Special Cibby Biker Cop Arresting Things have furry bits so they dont hurt...
beucase i'm a nice "Special Cibby Biker Cop
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Moped rider
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Just remember his car, and if in a bad mood just have some fun lol, maybe ehe'll learn.
World's fastest Cook Islander
Yep, It's scary when these young guys that own the roads - make their own rules! Good stuff Bikey Cop.
Only thing is, I hope it ain't his parents wearing the fine.
The Loose Goose
Talk about poetic justice - how many times have you seen someone do something stupid and thought "where's a cop when you need one?" I wish I had witnessed that, it would have been so rewarding!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Deep in the heart...
I have seen those....very sexy units they are too! Although I thought they would be a bit drafty with no crotch in them, AND those tiny little 1/4 cup thingies would be quite chilly too wouldnt they? I especially liked the little whip thingy that was cool.I will also get a "Special Cibby Biker Cop Uniform" as well..
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Hardcore Biker
Green rep for that man
no. even though reds the new green. you get RED for that.
he only breached his licence conditions once.
your a cunt, rot in hell you fine writting wank./ what a power trip eh, writting out some kid 1300 bucks of fines.
can you not make it in the real word, need a badge to hide behind?
"channellling the Pleideans"
What'll probably happen is the fucktard wont pay, and will just keep driving, like the jerk I read about in the paper last week who had over $20k outstanding. He just kept driving and getting recycled in and out of the prison system. fucker.
when will cullen issue my state approved shotgun, and subsidised ammunition so I can make a real difference to those statistics?
"channellling the Pleideans"
you are a twat!
did you read the post? he nearly got nailed by some spotty herbert and gave him a (legal) seeing to, which sounds absolutely deserved.
Hardcore Biker
At least in my world, I use correct grammar and can spell. Go back to school.
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
haha yeah would be fun with the boy racers, i could make a few fines up on the spot, "right you, your exhaust is too shiny" "you stupid paint job" "homejob tints" "mags on a civic, instant loss of licence" makes me want to join the force, weeeell not really... then i'd feel obliged to keep to a sensible speed
"oi!.. headlight's broken"
"no its not..!!"
[SMASH!]..
"yup..sure is..tail light too.."
"HEY!!"
[SMASH]
The Sharif don't like it!
you read my mind lol
'Got a tail light out'
'Where?'
'Riiiiiiight there *smash*'
oh yea, Bykey cop, what's the secret signal was give you if u pull us over in a cage, u know, so u can get us off the hook
something like 'IGGY-PIGGATY-BOO!'?
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Good work BC.
Kinda F&%k's you up don't it.
I get pissed off getting a ticket myself for doing 93kmh towing a trailer (no there wasn't more to it) and don't wish it on others yet I am real happy that you nailed this jerk and hope you get the rest of them.
Geriatric hoon
A then new PC of my aquaintance late one night finds a guy parked by the sea, naked in his car, with girlie pics and a towel. Young budding detective was not convinced this guy was going for a swim.
He got out his notebook and while thinking what he would write he realised there was no way he wanted to get up in court and read this stuff out. So he checked the vehicle over and gave the guy a ticket for, you guessed it...
Expired WOF.
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Natural blonde
So what's he supposed to do, pat the kid on the head and tell him not to do it again? It's his job to stop people who break the law. The fact that he enjoyed it a little more than usual is just one of the perks of the job.
We've all had run ins with coppers who are either jobsworthy or just plain wankers. But most of them are just average people doing a hard job under difficult circumstances. Good on ya!
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Hardcore Biker
Yeh I mean its not like bikers ever get killed or maimed by drivers just like this is it?
Maybe when he cuts in front of you sending you over the bonnet, into hospital and a years rehab you might change your opinion that idiots like this should be let off
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