Yup, heard that before.

[Ixion]

Woz wrong wiv a kick start. Especially on a two smoker. Electric starts are for wimps and pussies (granted some can't help it , cos the blurdy manufacturers don't fit proper kick starts)

[parsley]

Electric starts are for wimps and pussies

Heheheh - tell that to Pyrocam.

[Sniper]

Sounds like a group of people I used to know OAB. Bloody guys used to get their ideas from watching too much TV. I'e once been asked if bikers in the US do have gangs that use bikes to fight like on "Torque"

[pyrocam]

Woz wrong wiv a kick start. Especially on a two smoker. Electric starts are for wimps and pussies

lurve the kick start on a 2stroke. they go together like an exploded piston ring in a barrell.

but after buying a larger bike I am quite happy that it doesnt attempt to put a kickstart on it


OAB: yeah fuck I hate drunken youths!
oh wait. that was me.

[SPman]

I always get "Do you listen to heavy metal?" Just because I ride a bike, wear black leather and have long hair? Are these people still living in the 70's?

What!
You don't listen to heavy metal!
Another illusion shattered...........

[mstriumph]

Woz wrong wiv a kick start. Especially on a two smoker. Electric starts are for wimps and pussies (granted some can't help it , cos the blurdy manufacturers don't fit proper kick starts)

the bonne has a kickstart
the FZ1 has a button
the honda has both

can u put me down as a "don't know"?

[ManDownUnder]

I HAVE A NINJA IN MY PANTS

Wouldn't that be an INJA?

[SlowHand]

doh! snapped by the two stroke master again. Sorry sir, I shall go outside and smell the beautiful fumes more.

[k14]

And yet another to add to my list......

Reminds me of a time a younger guy approached me on our yard. Looked at my bike, told me he used to own a, wait for it, Ninja 400. Used to race it he said, was pretty quick but then he put a wiring loom from a Ninja 900 into it and it would go over 270km/h and destroy Duke 900's at Ruapuna. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, so said my old 'wow' line, and excused myself.

BTW, I have nothing against Ninja's at all, love the ZXR7RR.

roflmao, thats a brilliant one. sure he didnt get mixed up and he actually put the 900 engine in the 400 frame (probably equally as retarded)

[Patrick]

see at least you boys get asked about your bike.

i get

SQ: That yours?
A: Yep..
SQ: wanna shag?
A: *rides off doing massive wheelies with one foot one hand whilst pulling fingers..

Yeah...wish they would just be up front and tell ya what they really want...

[onearmedbandit]

roflmao, thats a brilliant one. sure he didnt get mixed up and he actually put the 900 engine in the 400 frame (probably equally as retarded)

Short version of the story. I did question the wiring loom part, he comfirmed it. I asked if he changed the gearing, his reply was no, everything else is std, just changed the wiring loom. Riigghht.

[Mongoose]

Short version of the story. I did question the wiring loom part, he comfirmed it. I asked if he changed the gearing, his reply was no, everything else is std, just changed the wiring loom. Riigghht.

Sooooooo if I got the loom for a Britten and "dropped" it into me Guzzi, YIKES what power

[onearmedbandit]

Actually if you wanted to, drop a wiring loom from say a late model BMW 7 series. You'll get cruise control ,parking sonar, heated massaging seat, traction control, anti-lock brakes, sat nav, 16 speaker sond system, etc. Don't go for the i-drive option though, too confusing to use when riding.

[vixta]

Ninja? Never heard of 'em
I get "Big bike for a little girl"
I say " Well, maybe when i grow up, I'll fit it"
I must admit, i do get " How fast does it go?"
I still don't know the answer to that, but I know that 175 with out a fairing is bloody hard work

[Ixion]

Actually if you wanted to, drop a wiring loom from say a late model BMW 7 series. You'll get cruise control ,parking sonar, heated massaging seat, traction control, anti-lock brakes, sat nav, 16 speaker sond system, etc. Don't go for the i-drive option though, too confusing to use when riding.

Even better, drop in a wiring loom from a Cessna. Then it'll fly.