QuasiMoto Back Protector

[Quasievil]

Hi! I'm 'Drunken Monkey', you might remember me from such VHS classics as "how NOT to stoppie", "havin' a wheelie good time" and "Road rash and you!"
I'd like to tell all you viewers about this GREAT new product: The QuasiMoto back protector. I got mine delivered just the other day, and I would have to say "it's bloody good".

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Thanks mate for the endorsement , loving the disclaimer

[FROSTY:Me]

well folks --there just might be a secret raffle at the KB track day
best yall come along and go in the draw

[Ixion]

This is a serious question.

Do you do front protectors?

After my cracked rib encounter with the Pukeko of Doom, I would like something to protect the chest area. Especially reflecting on such matters as punctured lungs, aortic detachment (wot killed Pincess Di, that), and such nasties. And reflecting, what if instead of a pukeko, with a closing speed of 120 kph (me 100 kph , would *I* break the law?, + 20 for the pukeko), it had been a fence post with closing speed of 150 kph (speedy little brutes , them fence posts) ? It seems to me that one is as likely to hit a HardThing front on as back on?

(The rib has apparently almost healed , to the suprise of the plant nurse who was vexed that I ignored her instructions to visit a quack, but had no answer to my rejoinder "I'll get over it". Since I have. But it hurt .I'm a fool to myself she tells me.)

And will the back protectors fit not only the fully figured, and the taller figured. But also fat squat obese misproportioned beings such as I ?

[SlowHand]

I want a frontie equipped with guns. Like on old "black flag" insect killer ad.

I like the comfiness too of the back uns

[SPman]

(The rib has apparently almost healed , to the suprise of the plant nurse who was vexed that I ignored her instructions to visit a quack, but had no answer to my rejoinder "I'll get over it". Since I have. But it hurt .I'm a fool to myself she tells me.)

Why? All the quack says is "we dont do anything - just take it easy - watch out for infection - that'll be $60 please - NEXT!"

[Quasievil]

This is a serious question.

Do you do front protectors?

After my cracked rib encounter with the Pukeko of Doom, I would like something to protect the chest area. Especially reflecting on such matters as punctured lungs, aortic detachment (wot killed Pincess Di, that), and such nasties. And reflecting, what if instead of a pukeko, with a closing speed of 120 kph (me 100 kph , would *I* break the law?, + 20 for the pukeko), it had been a fence post with closing speed of 150 kph (speedy little brutes , them fence posts) ? It seems to me that one is as likely to hit a HardThing front on as back on?

(The rib has apparently almost healed , to the suprise of the plant nurse who was vexed that I ignored her instructions to visit a quack, but had no answer to my rejoinder "I'll get over it". Since I have. But it hurt .I'm a fool to myself she tells me.)

And will the back protectors fit not only the fully figured, and the taller figured. But also fat squat obese misproportioned beings such as I ?

Hi, no is the simple answer , but I have a top which has back front elbows shoulders etc, you wear it like a shirt. I have one left. its kind of like a motorcross set.
I hear you though I would love a front as well

[Lou Girardin]

This is a serious question.

Do you do front protectors?

After my cracked rib encounter with the Pukeko of Doom, I would like something to protect the chest area. Especially reflecting on such matters as punctured lungs, aortic detachment (wot killed Pincess Di, that), and such nasties. And reflecting, what if instead of a pukeko, with a closing speed of 120 kph (me 100 kph , would *I* break the law?, + 20 for the pukeko), it had been a fence post with closing speed of 150 kph (speedy little brutes , them fence posts) ? It seems to me that one is as likely to hit a HardThing front on as back on?

(The rib has apparently almost healed , to the suprise of the plant nurse who was vexed that I ignored her instructions to visit a quack, but had no answer to my rejoinder "I'll get over it". Since I have. But it hurt .I'm a fool to myself she tells me.)

And will the back protectors fit not only the fully figured, and the taller figured. But also fat squat obese misproportioned beings such as I ?

MX armour is what you need. Remove the shoulder and elbow bits and use the chest/back sections. They're around $200 up.








Or you could buy a chest gaitor.

[notme]

We've been thru the fitting questions for taller, bigger, and ahem.... wider peoples, but what about those of us at the other end of the spectrum? I am tall enuff i suppose (180cm) but I'm a skinny wee lad - 65kg or so... Is there any chance these things will run out of fitting adjustment on the small side?

[Quasievil]

We've been thru the fitting questions for taller, bigger, and ahem.... wider peoples, but what about those of us at the other end of the spectrum? I am tall enuff i suppose (180cm) but I'm a skinny wee lad - 65kg or so... Is there any chance these things will run out of fitting adjustment on the small side?

Put it this way I had a size 6 girl in them on Saturday and it fitted fine with the adjustments available , so for you no problems

[notme]

cool....oh and i made no comments about whether the girl is included you'll note.....so is she?

PM sent...

[aff-man]

All i have to say is that Quasi's back protectors are frikken brilliant..

Put it on and I don't even remember its there 2 minutes later. Really comfortable

[Quasievil]

cool....oh and i made no comments about whether the girl is included you'll note.....so is she?

PM sent...

Yes a girl comes free with everyorder see below

[Quasievil]

All i have to say is that Quasi's back protectors are frikken brilliant..

Put it on and I don't even remember its there 2 minutes later. Really comfortable

Thanks mate for the endorsment

[Ixion]

Yes a girl comes free with everyorder see below

Oh, is that the front-protector I asked about? You send me one of those and I strap her on to the front of me. I'll be a starter for that for sure

[The Stranger:Me]

cool....oh and i made no comments about whether the girl is included you'll note.....so is she?

PM sent...

Stop procrastinating.
He has bloody good shit.

Man those leathers are excellent.
First time I have ridden in leather (well a bike anyway) and I can safely say I will never use synthetic again.
Much cooler, better freedom of movement and safer. And cheaper than the synthetic too boot.

Oh and one more thing, you get a lot of complements from chicks too.

And NO she isn't included!!!