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    Riding in a dress?

    About 330 today, on the back road through wilton. Some chick (who looked alright from what I could tell) on what I think was a grey GSX250. Funny thing was that she was wearing a billowing orange dress. Looked kinda cool but the dress was going all over the place, hate to think what would happen if it found its way into the rear wheel or sprocket assembly.

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    Hmmmmmmmmm, a cross dressing squid maybe?
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    Maybe a policeman should have given her a dressing-down on doing something so dangerous
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    I've seen lots of scooter girls in dresses but never one on a motorbike...

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    Man i never thought of that.
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    I am gonna get me a dress.
    Do so like orange.......

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    In future don't post shit like this without pictures thanks... I want to see just exactly how close that dress came to her helmet, umm... I mean the rear sprocket!
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    This is why Honda supply optional dress protectors for their bikes (did, anyway). Very common in some Asian countries.

    Hm. Thought. What about Scotland. Some Scotties must be bikers? Do they forsake the kilt for trews?
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    och, nae laddy. Do ye nee ken ye get a far betterr grrip wi' nekkid thoighs

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    There was a article in a girlie mag recently about a lady who was getting married. She was being ferried the 100m down the road on the back of a bike in her wedding gown as her big entrance. The dress got caught in the spokes of the bike and she ended up having both legs amputated. She also sustained some serious other injuries too!

    Months and years later (after recovering and learning to live again) she has finally just got married to the person she was on her way to marry that tragic day.

    Can anyone remember this story...I can't remember all the details but I'm pretty sure that I got the bones right.

    Any women that you see riding in a dress should be made aware of the possible consequences. I had no idea it was so dangerous until reading that article.

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    Oh a pic WOULD have been good. Will try harder next time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    This is why Honda supply optional dress protectors for their bikes (did, anyway). Very common in some Asian countries.

    Hm. Thought. What about Scotland. Some Scotties must be bikers? Do they forsake the kilt for trews?


    funny you should bring this up...

    i have Scots heritage ( Aberdeen)..my Grand dad was 1/2 scot and half American Indian (he could drink whiskey with the best but just couldn't hold it..... )

    my 3rd wedding was a Scottish Theme..Mrs was in a very nice peasent dress.. i, in my Kilt (anyone laughs and they get to meet mr. foot), riding up on a Harley Bad Boy with my groomsmen, similarly attired and all riding on various obnoxious HD's through Cleveland Ohio..., (couple FXS's, a BB Sporty Chop, an old Shovel and a Road King {that was Dad..})..


    we all had Claymores strapped to our backs so no-one said a frikkin word...


    about 30 mph, the wind.. well.. you get the picture
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pillick
    och, nae laddy. Do ye nee ken ye get a far betterr grrip wi' nekkid thoighs
    Hm, I'd have thought given the direction of things, and the wind chill involved, 'twould have left matters permanently shrivelled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavenly.talker
    There was a article in a girlie mag recently about a lady who was getting married. She was being ferried the 100m down the road on the back of a bike in her wedding gown as her big entrance. The dress got caught in the spokes of the bike and she ended up having both legs amputated. She also sustained some serious other injuries too!


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    Owwwww!!! Random, I was actually thinking about a biker wedding convoy just yesterday - I thought white leathers and a helmet with a veil superglued to it would be a good idea. Now it's mandatory...

    Nice sarge (talking about your heritage here, not qualified to comment on your ass). My dad's from Aberdeen too. After I got my bike I started hearing about his misspent youth on the back of a bsa...

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