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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    What's the secret? The stuff in my office area 'walks' in a blink of an eye, migrates faster than a caribou, I feel it is the poltergiests that lurk in the cells, the spirits of innocent people....

    Dont let other cops into your office... cos they will nick anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    I know - I wish they would keep out of my office though...
    Come on Scumy, you really can't expect them to not use the toilets can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Dont forget the double ended dildo!!!
    Oh come on I'm sure he's not that cleva!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Oh come on I'm sure he's not that cleva!
    lol! When you said leather mask and zip suit it reminded me of GTA San Andreas, you can dress the guy in a gimp suit and if you have picked up the double ended dildo on your travels then you can choose that as your "weapon", its farkin funny believe me!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    lol! When you said leather mask and zip suit it reminded me of GTA San Andreas, you can dress the guy in a gimp suit and if you have picked up the double ended dildo on your travels then you can choose that as your "weapon", its farkin funny believe me!
    Hahahaha!! And here's me thinking you meant he head two heads coz they when they were handing them out they were half off so he got two! What's he like at the staff picnic? A couple of sandwiches short?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    How did this thread turn into a dildo fest in a gimp suit?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Well, you started it . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    How did this thread turn into a dildo fest in a gimp suit?
    Sorry Sniper,I do believe that its my fault! Its been one of those days.
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    "those days " ? You regularly have days that involve dildos and gimp suits ?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    "those days " ? You regularly have days that involve dildos and gimp suits ?
    Mate, I wish! That might actually be fun!
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Mate, I wish! That would be fun!
    I can see why you ride a KR then
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
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    For the ashes of his fathers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I can see why you ride a KR then
    Doesnt her name give it all away?? You guys are surprised she's down with the double ended dildo-wielding gimp?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    I can see why you ride a KR then
    Well the selling point was definately the double ended dildo they offered as an "extra".
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Mate, I wish! That might actually be fun!
    Got any jobs there then? I'm sure between the two of us we could ensure that everyday is like that!

    I'll 'old 'im you hit 'im!
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Doesnt her name give it all away?? You guys are surprised she's down with the double ended dildo-wielding gimp?

    You should see my boyfriend!

    (sorry in advance)
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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