To pee or NOT to pee?

[StoneChucker]

Unless youre holding a dog turd or a razor, scratch your nose with what you're holding. That'll be $60. Next problem please.

BTW. Great to see you posting again. Hope things are going well for you.

haha

Cheers, I would have been lost without advice to these serious problems :sarcastic:

[idb]

Seems I AM missing "gems" like this by being offline most of the time lately. Oh well, I'll just have to make do without the privelage.

(Oh, I do have a similar important problem to share with everyone here. Sometimes, I like want to scratch my nose like, but I'm holding something in my hand. It's like really hard, I mean like, what do I do! Do I like, put what I'm holding down and like scratch, or do I finish what I'm doing first and then like scratch? It's just really annoying if I like finish what I'm doing and then scratch, I find the need to scratch goes away before I get to it. PLEASE help me, I really don't know what to do)

You shouldn't do any work without an assistant.
I think there is a statistic on the OSH website relating to the number of injuries sustained due to scratching ones parts while holding power tools or sharp instruments - it's horrendous as I recall.
Why do you think surgeons have an assistant to wipe their brows & scratch their noses for them - you wouldn't want to try that with a scalpel or bone saw in your hand?
Surgeons are pretty clever so I think you should take their lead.

[Wolf]

You shouldn't do any work without an assistant.
I think there is a statistic on the OSH website relating to the number of injuries sustained due to scratching ones parts while holding power tools or sharp instruments - it's horrendous as I recall.
Why do you think surgeons have an assistant to wipe their brows & scratch their noses for them - you wouldn't want to try that with a scalpel or bone saw in your hand?
Surgeons are pretty clever so I think you should take their lead.

So why don't people using gas axes and pneumatic nail guns have assistants to wipe their fevered brows? Hot work, using a gas axe...

[idb]

So why don't people using gas axes and pneumatic nail guns have assistants to wipe their fevered brows? Hot work, using a gas axe...

You're right - the gummint should definitely look at it.
How many times do you read in the paper about yet another welder who has burnt his ear off when he had a scratch or a builder who has nailed his buttock to a floor joist when he reached round for a trouser adjustment.
It's happening too much and something should be done!

[Wolf]

You're right - the gummint should definitely look at it.
How many times do you read in the paper about yet another welder who has burnt his ear off when he had a scratch or a builder who has nailed his buttock to a floor joist when he reached round for a trouser adjustment.
It's happening too much and something should be done!

You call OSH (if they haven't all committed suicide) and I'll call my MP

[idb]

You call OSH (if they haven't all committed suicide) and I'll call my MP

Erk!
I'm self-employed, I don't want OSH to even know I exist.

[Wolf]

Erk!
I'm self-employed, I don't want OSH to even know I exist.

Why? You been scratching whilst holding power tools again?

[idb]

Why? You been scratching whilst holding power tools again?

I told you, I'm self-employed.
I'd be scratching just to afford a power tool.

[idb]

Well, I started to put my new tyre on but I got my wizzer caught in the chain and it went round the wheel sprocket before I managed to get it out.
Luckily I'm a petite fellow and that combined with the large pitch of the chain prevented any injury but nevertheless the potential for a serious injury if it had have been my finger or tongue has shaken me up.
I'll take a break and carry on with more care tomorrow.

[Ixion]

Well, I started to put my new tyre on but I got my wizzer caught in the chain and it went round the wheel sprocket before I managed to get it out.
Luckily I'm a petite fellow and that combined with the large pitch of the chain prevented any injury but nevertheless the potential for a serious injury if it had have been my finger or tongue has shaken me up.
I'll take a break and carry on with more care tomorrow.

Yeah, I had the exact same thing happen to me once. By great good fortune the hot little tottie next door choose that exact moment to come out and strip off down to her bikini to sunbathe. The resulting hardon snapped the chain averting any damage to m'wizzer. Lucky that.

[Wolf]

It is wonderful to observe "Natural Progression" in action - like the way the thread has seamlessly drifted from taking a piss to taking the piss...

[judgeshock]

It's all gushing now

[Madmax]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)

[judgeshock]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)

Classic,i'm sure he would have let you off any tickets

[scumdog]

one time i was having a piss on the side of the road
(in the middle of nowhere)
when some smart arse cop happened to be passing
he coasted up and hit the siren
gave me such a fright i slipped into the
shit filled ditch i had been pissing in (barstard)
he did not stop laughing for about 15 mins
should have just pissed in my leathers
(would have smelt better)

Shouldn't that have started off "there was this one time,, at band camp....."