We all do it

[Uncle B]

No....Sorry......Still doing it.

[Fatjim]

Well here it is. The ultimae proof of Uncle B's hypocrocy.

[Wolf]

Well here it is. The ultimae proof of Uncle B's hypocrocy.

Fair's fair, we expect you to back up the claim that his are bigger than yours by showing us a photo and sworn affidavits from Justices of the Peace that you actually wore down the strips by riding the bike yourself rather than having someone else ride it or by scuffing them with sand paper...

We also require proof that the above photo wasn't taken 2kms up a straight road one minute after Uncle B bought the tyre...

Your evidence is not conclusive and would not "hold water" in any court of law.

[Ixion]

Now your talking! (well partly) Tassles, open face helmet - now all you need are the fingerless gloves and skull mask!!

I don't get the fingerless gloves? Don't your fingers get cold?

[Uncle B]

Well here it is. The ultimae proof of Uncle B's hypocrocy.

Low blow Fatjim

You forgot to explain that It's a brand new bike with brand new tyres so caution prevails.......besides.....we won't mention that even tho I'm breaking her in I still have time to park up, remove my helmet, roll a smoke and light it before you turn up at the top of the Taka's.

You didn't mention that did you.......apology accepted.

[Kendog]

Well, I was planning on taking my first ride on my new bike up the hill on Sunday, but after reading this I may change my mind and go on a Monday avo! As soon as I pull up (very slowly probably) at the rest area to turn around because my hands will be sore from gripping the throttle so hard due to being scared shitliss, I will probably already have been scrutinised. Great, the thought makes me more nervous than the actual ride up there!!! Thanks guys! And for the record, I check out firstly, is it a pretty bike, secondly, is it a chick riding (double brownie points, just for being a chick), and third if it's a guy, is he hot!! lol.
signed Mrs Dog.

[Dafe]

Thats not quite fair - I must admit, those chicken strips were before Bruce had even ever sat on the bike!
I know, Coz I was there when this Honda rider was planning his devious motives!

[crazyxr250rider]

oh dear. what a minfeild..........quite frankly I could'nt give a shit how good a rider someone is on a trail ride its jus about getting out and havin' good time and meeting up with likeminded people..........

[Big Dave]

I don't get the fingerless gloves? Don't your fingers get cold?

I only wear them on hot days and they are great. I rode around all day today in 'em and my Davida open face....and LIVED to tell the tale.

Nada tassles.

[Ixion]

But, but, but , dontcha KNOW, it's a SCIENTIFIC FACT that wearing an open face helmet will KILL YA, cos the air pressure will force its way up your nostrils, into your skull cavity and force your brain cells out your ears, and they'll be blown away in the wind. The gubberinmint oughta pass a LAW against irresponsible riders like you !