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Thread: Helmets are a burden, obviously!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    I once went riding with absolutly nothing on.....Well actually I was wearing my sunglasses.
    Cheat. What did you need sunglasses for - did you think you would look cool?
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    You didn't want to get blinded by the glare - right?
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    I saw a nanna on a suzuki 125cc scooter two days ago with no helmet at all, guess back in her day helmets didn't exist. Or maybe she just had her hair permed(sp?)...

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    What a fucking noddy
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
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    Quote Originally Posted by zrxer
    I saw one better last summer this (as far as I could see cause least she had on a helmet) stunning slim bod and butt long haired blond chick coincidentally on an RF900 wearing jandals short cutoff jeans and a short tank top that finnished just below the breast line rideing through symons street in Auckland

    And I remember thinking you stupid bitch gravel rash will make a mess of your stunning bod real quick
    It's probably the same chick, but she ate all the pies over winter!

    There was this woman of about 50-plus in Levin who used to ride this bright pink scooter without a helmet. I followed her home one day (cow nearly set her bloody dog on me!) and said she had to wear a helmet - she reckoned the local cop told her she didn't! I think she was getting confused about not needing a bike licence to ride a 50cc scooter. The way she rode (like most people in Levin drive - no indicators, didn't give way to oncoming traffic when turning, etc.), she needed all the help she could get.
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago
    Cheat. What did you need sunglasses for - did you think you would look cool?
    The sun is VERY bright in Texas. Even more so when in concrete corridor that makes up the freeway. Concrete road about 50 feet wide and two walls about 30 feet high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    Crikey (crikey!)
    You obviously haven't heard the racket a bike makes when you ride it with no helmet on. What an unholy din all those mechanical bits make, thrashing around!
    This is very true! The main reason I wore a helmet, back when you didn't have too (yes, boys, and girls, there was a time you didn't have to wear a helmet. And often we didn't. And , by some miracle, our heads did not explode as soon as we reached 10mph) was because it meant I could pretend the clatter from tappets and chains did not actaully exist.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by zrxer
    I saw one better last summer this (as far as I could see cause least she had on a helmet) stunning slim bod and butt long haired blond chick coincidentally on an RF900 wearing jandals short cutoff jeans and a short tank top that finnished just below the breast line rideing through symons street in Auckland

    And I remember thinking you stupid bitch gravel rash will make a mess of your stunning bod real quick
    That's not what I'd be thinking.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    mmmm.....there is no witty reply to that. So, thank you.
    I do try to put back.
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    Jaysus - why don't you two get a room...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    I miss not having to wear my helmet all the time.
    You may miss the freedom that is being able to wipe your own arse, more, when your carer has to do it for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar
    Urk...
    Jaysus - why don't you two get a room...

    geffffucked
    All of a sudden i liked it better when you were spending your time at adv rider.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris
    You may miss the freedom that is being able to wipe your own arse, more, when your carer has to do it for you.
    Oh no! - you've been brainwashed by acc too. Gangster slaps for the KTM rider next time I'm over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Oh no! - you've been brainwashed by acc too. Gangster slaps for the KTM rider next time I'm over.
    I'll hide in the crapper when I see you (or rather hear you) arrive.

    By the way, are you both coming on saturday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris
    I'll hide in the crapper when I see you (or rather hear you) arrive.

    By the way, are you both coming on saturday?
    Absolutely - After minding my P's & Q's and the enthralling repartee at the copilot's health industry Christmas party last night - I'm desperate to talk bikes and bull and continue to point out all the mistakes Eisdaile has made in his life.

    At least I convinced them to have last nights spread at Swashbucklers so I had a good yarn to Ginger outside by the Buell for interests sake. The rest of them were talking about cars and their children - whats up with that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    the mistakes Eisdaile has made in his life.
    Would that be the cucumber incident?

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