Results 1 to 15 of 15

Thread: Off your game??

  1. #1
    Join Date
    5th August 2005 - 14:30
    Bike
    Various
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    4,359

    Off your game??

    Riding not up to the mark?
    Forget suspension and engine tuning.

    Just get one of these!

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Home-living...n-46661151.htm
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    21st August 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    2017 Suzuki Dl1000
    Location
    Picton
    Posts
    5,177


    Oh, absolutely fantastic. But shouldn't this be in the jokes section.
    Time to ride

  3. #3
    Join Date
    28th September 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    XR600
    Location
    California
    Posts
    1,163
    its scary to think. but it's called "non-ionising radiation"
    electromagetic my ass.
    and like that little thing will save you. na too late.
    lol

  4. #4
    Join Date
    10th February 2005 - 21:49
    Bike
    06 10 WITH ALL THE FANCY BITS
    Location
    ON THE APEX/BETWEEN CARS
    Posts
    1,765
    Just wondering... how DID you find that?

  5. #5
    Join Date
    26th February 2005 - 11:00
    Bike
    Two triples
    Location
    Bugtussle
    Posts
    2,982
    More bullshit for science illiterate hippies

  6. #6
    Join Date
    3rd June 2005 - 23:06
    Bike
    nun
    Location
    In cloud cookoo land
    Posts
    4,834
    'kin lesbians everywhere!!!


    :slap:

  7. #7
    Join Date
    29th December 2004 - 14:24
    Bike
    '94 YZF750R - RESTO TIME!
    Location
    ChCh
    Posts
    573
    The scary thing is, there are a fair swag of people out there who take stock in rubbish like that, the moment I opened the link a few names of workmates sprung to mind.
    ---Cut Here---
    '94 YZF750R - I love the smell of new tyre in the morning...
    EXUP Brotherhood

  8. #8
    Join Date
    26th January 2006 - 18:14
    Bike
    .
    Location
    Wellington
    Posts
    1,527
    These things are just brilliant!
    I was a little skeptical at first but thought I'd give it a shot. I ordered one and couldn't wait to try it out. I put the pendant on as soon as it was delivered and the results were instant and amazing!
    I lost 4 stone instantly, and I grew 2 inches taller, my eyesight improved so much I threw my glasses away, my chronic flatulence disappeared, my cat came home, my microwave started working again, and when I looked in the mirror and noticed the ringworm and warts had gone as well I got my first hard on in years! Incredible!

  9. #9
    Join Date
    11th July 2005 - 00:17
    Bike
    2005 FZS1000 "Tasha"
    Location
    out back in the OutBack
    Posts
    1,570
    ok fellas - no disrespect intended BUT ...........

    peops who believe in 'old-wives-tale' wart cures ACTUALLY got cured [i witnessed it]
    peops who believe in 'point the bone' actually died [i witnessed it]
    and peops who believe in other stuff have had it come to pass ..........

    i've been around too long to scoff at anyone's belief ..... to my mind, what people believe usually comes true FOR THEM

    for the record, i believe i am a sex godess who will inherit both the family fortune AND the title entailed thru the male line ................ lol

    peace and love bros
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

  10. #10
    Join Date
    10th February 2005 - 21:49
    Bike
    06 10 WITH ALL THE FANCY BITS
    Location
    ON THE APEX/BETWEEN CARS
    Posts
    1,765
    Most of this stuff seems to be psychological... if you have a strong mind you can beat whatever without magic.

  11. #11
    Join Date
    15th August 2005 - 12:00
    Bike
    bitch
    Location
    NZ
    Posts
    560
    Quote Originally Posted by tristank
    Most of this stuff seems to be psychological... if you have a strong mind you can beat whatever without magic.
    so true, and it can work vice versa to...

    Gremlin says:
    I'll rely on my stunning good looks, to snare myself a traditional women, that cooks cleans, and is dynamite in bed
    Gremlin says:
    oh hell... I'm fucked

  12. #12
    Join Date
    25th October 2002 - 12:00
    Bike
    Old Blue, Little blue
    Location
    31.29.57.11, 116.22.22.22
    Posts
    4,864
    Quote Originally Posted by Rayza
    so true, and it can work vice versa to...
    If you have strong magic you can beat whatever without a mind?
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

  13. #13
    Join Date
    21st August 2004 - 12:00
    Bike
    2017 Suzuki Dl1000
    Location
    Picton
    Posts
    5,177
    I have worked in the electricity industry all my life. I've lived most of that time under or near high voltage lines, and I spend a lot of time in front of a computer screen.

    I also have something that protects me from all of this electromagnetic radiation, and although it is considerably more complex than the device on trade-me, it is also a lot less expensive and you don't have to wear it.

    I know I shouldn't publicly pass on information about the product I use, as it is not meant to be used by unintelligent people, butI do believe that the majority of people here are skilled enough to use it.

    The product I would recommend is a physics text book.
    Time to ride

  14. #14
    Join Date
    2nd April 2005 - 11:58
    Bike
    .
    Location
    .
    Posts
    5,095
    I wonder if these devices are useful to protect the wearer from alien probe transmissions?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

  15. #15
    Join Date
    24th September 2004 - 06:46
    Bike
    '76 CB550 Super Sport
    Location
    On the road to nowhere...
    Posts
    7,414
    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    I wonder if these devices are useful to protect the wearer from alien probe transmissions?
    Yes, they do. ET told me so.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •