OMG. The official decoy is out of action!

[Ixion]

This throws a spanner in the works for tomorrow! With no offical decoy who is to lure Mr Plod and his henchmen away to those places where I am not.

I can only hope that some of you bold young sparks, on your way to Paeroa tomorrow, will proceed at the usual 250+, and keep him too busy to pay any heed to my inoffensive tootling. Don't let me down, now. Open pipes would probably help, too.And on one wheel.

[crashe]

Yes I am so sorry, that as the 'official decoy' that I am now out of action for a few weeks.

So I do urge you all to take care out there on the roads and ride slow and carefully when you spot Mr Plod.

No upsetting my friend, Mr Plod ok !

Once I am back up and running again.. I will let you know that you will be safe as I will have all Mr Plods hovering near me again.

So take care and ride safe out there on the roads.

[White trash]

Soooo, we've got threads about cunts winging about police attention.

And now threads taking the piss outta people winging about police attention.

I gotta ask, is this shit ever get going to grow tiresome? It's on thin fuckin' ice now if ya ask me.

Nice comeback though Crashe, you little bloody champion you. You can be my decoy anytime.....