You ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait until the fuckers get their hands on paint guns.
Skyryder
You ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait until the fuckers get their hands on paint guns.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
It's nothing new. I've found all sorts of stuff on the road over the years. Quite a few years ago I tootled round a corner and there dead in front of me was a bathtub. The old fashioned iron sort with feet, back then they were just old junk, , not antique decor. Semi full of water too (dirty). No soap though. I had a hell of a job shifting it to the side of the road , luckily another guy came along and helped me.Originally Posted by SlashWylde
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Scary stuff
i had the same a while ago but mine was a set of scaffolding (at night) clever huh!!!?????Originally Posted by swantiger
Bugger, glad you didn't come short.
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
The namby-pamby PC do-gooders in action. They have fucked society as we used to know it.Originally Posted by alarumba
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
But at least they've saved us from the "sting" of personal responsibility...Originally Posted by MSTRS
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There are good kids and bad kids, just as there are good parents and bad parents. The thing is, we only ever hear about bad kids/parents. The good ones are just not newsworthy.
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ZorsT, I can understand you chagrin at being generalised - I know I do too.Originally Posted by ZorsT
But so often parents just refuse to believe the flaming obvious - that their darlings are actually little shits!!
I have to deal with it all the time and you can almost see the little 'darling' thumbing his/her (mainly his) nose at you from behind their parents back.
And at the end of the day the kid ends up paying.
EG:
Mate of mine went to a North Shore house to tell parents there that little Johnny had been caught riding around the streets on the bonnet of a his mates car - parents refuse to believe it,"No, must be a mistake, my son doesn't do that sort of thing, haven't you got something better to do?"
One week later my mate had to go back to the address, to tell same parents that now Johnny was very dead, wouldn't you know, he fell off the bonnet he was sitting on as the car hooned around the street!!!!Surprise-surprise!
I bet they believed THAT news!!
And if they had believed the first news and had some balls little Johnny might just still be alive.
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Shit well some people just don't listen aye mate.....
your a good guy scumdog i know you cop alot of crap for being a cop because people generally don't like them.
i spose it must also be a bit boring now though as all cops seem to have to babysit the roads now and be traffic cops what ever happened to real policework aye armed robberies and people breaking into houses...
now what you usually find in your daily job is some long haired male teen in a singlet smells like hes either not washed in a lifetime or is trying to hard to impress the chick in the miniskirt in the backseat of his honda civic with seats so low and angled back he can't see more than his windscreen washers or his oversize tachometer with the large shift light, dropped on 19 inch chrome wheels with either cut or no springs.....with tints on his windows and a loud sub woofer in the back....
this is not a generilization.....it's a fact......
cops need some real entertainment
ive seen a cop chase go past me a late model subaru wrx going up the hill at about 150 clicks tyres squaeling like mad through a light bend in the road and just as he dissapeares over the hill comes the local undercover cop around my area going about 180 after him in his commodore no tyre squeal or nothing and he was gaining on him.
and this thing was fully hotted up big wheels big bore exhaust the lot...
in a way it is good that theres not too many serious crimes bank robberies etc...
but in a way worse that the police are being traffic cops all day......and also worse for the fact with all the boy racers doing runners and so on these days it won't be long before more and more pedestrians start getting killed....
there needs to be tougher restrictions on the power a boy racer can have
by the ages of 15 1/2 they can have a restricted license and drive whatever they want on the road it's putting too much power in the hands of inexperianced young drivers...
now don't get me wrong i love a good hotted up skyline with 500 bhp butfor an inexperianced driver with acne long hair and only just passed his license with some driving school just yesterday it's a time bomb waiting to happen...
you need to think about how many lives must have been saved by having the 250cc restriction on a bike learners.....if that restriction was not in place people would go out buy an r1 and that would be it and they wouldn't last long....i'm seeing this happening with young car drivers also there needs to be a restriction.
got a BIT off topic by the end but yeah thats my lot hope that provides some insight and keep up the good work spud.... and other cops on here
Cheers: MA
Just remember guys ('specially younger ones) in the 'old days' that there was a dedicated trffic department - the Ministery of Transport guys.
All they did was traffic - and fairly serious about it too - and they were firm on any driving 'errors' too, the standard of day-today driving behaviour was a lot tighter back then (even if the road deaths per 1,000 cars on the road was worse)!!
The plods on the other hand dealt with all the 'other stuff', you really had to 'gap their axe' before they gave you a ticket (if they knew how)
In its infinite wisdom the Gov't of the day back in '92 (I think) amalgamated the two because 'it will put twice as many Police on the beat' or some similar slogan to that.
Did it work? - You decide.
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seems to have got more common after all the publicity that cement block that got tossed off a motorway got...those young kids.
my brother would likely be the type to do something like that...he was the devil himself, still is...attempted rape of myself, drugs, drink, car accidents, and the latest getting jailed for growing and possession of drugs...dad literally collapsed when he saw the cars outside brothers flat. and still hes their angel, cant do no wrong. everytime he went to court, they somehow found the money to bail him out.
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This is why I support mass sterilization. Having visited Paeroa over the weekend, it was living proof. It's amasing that these people are allowed to breed and vote. Scary stuff.
Sadly it will all come to an end when they shuffle off this world -if he hasn't already gone himself by then.Originally Posted by sunhuntin
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