Classic KB Quotes

[kiwifruit]

YOUR A BIT LIKE A MOTARD IN A WAY , BIG,LOUD AND SINGLE

heh heh

[Madness]

Don't have a torque wrench but I do have a small plastic mullet which is similar I assume.

I'd love to have a hold of this mullet some day.

From this thread

[RiderInBlack]

Thought this one was awesome :

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMNTD
Quote:


Now this is a prime example of when NOT to say HARDEN UP

From here

[marty]

I'd hazard a guess everyone has gone commando,especially in summer when at the beach swimming.

The wife has the odd shit forgot undies at night in bed lol,neat surprise to grope under blanket and find happy place without having to do the two fingured waltz to get around the elastic.

from here: http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=62349

[Swoop]

Well, the propaganda machine arrives again.

"I don't understand why people always assume Police try and protect their own - it's kinda like "well if they are a Police Force of course they will protect their own...human nature and all that" - but its not true."

[325rocket]

how about ...

No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".

Truth of the matter is while we blokes are likely to think it, and quite frankly while some have probably done it, I do wonder whether your actually serious.

from Light's "have you ever? thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=57511

[Qkchk:Me]

Who will have the best Quote of 07 ???
Writers! start your engines!!

So who did have the best quote of the year?

[Racey Rider]

So who did have the best quote of the year?

Thanks for your interest.
Poll started here.

[Gubb]

Mate, that blue text is phenomenally hard to read.

[Weaver]

I love this one by JRandom

Guarantee there'd be far too much association with dodgy young gentlemen on bikes who'd sweet-talk her and bang her like a screen door in a hurricane before leaving me to pay the vet bills.

Form this thread http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=64787

[Swoop]

Mate, that blue text is phenomenally hard to read.

+1.
It is getting to be a question of whether to put onto the ignore list simply because of that.
It would be a shame to do so, but this may have to happen.

[RiderInBlack]

+1.
It is getting to be a question of whether to put onto the ignore list simply because of that.
It would be a shame to do so, but this may have to happen.

Get over it (may this end in PD too).

[Swoop]

Get over it (may this end in PD too).

There is quite a difference in the blue of your font and of that mentioned. Yours is very readable yet the other is hard on the eyes and needs to be "clicked and dragged" to highlight what RR is saying.

[ukbandit]

A friend in need!! is a pest get rid of him!

i think Eric morcombe

[RiderInBlack]

There is quite a difference in the blue of your font and of that mentioned. Yours is very readable yet the other is hard on the eyes and needs to be "clicked and dragged" to highlight what RR is saying.

Well I used to used this font but then I had the whiners when The Dark Uni Started (Check my old posts), plus RR likes ta keep this colour for himself, so I use this now, but still feel ya Dudes and Dudettes could waste ya time better whining about other things