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    Have you ever?

    Have you ever been riding around town (which ever one that may be) and seen a Gorgeous ass poking out from behind a car or in the middle of the road waiting for the traffic to clear so they can cross and think to your self hmmm I'd like to....

    Then though you know it's not safe, take your hand off its throttle grip and spank dat ?

    Reason I ask is that I always have that urge but never actually do it as I just know my fiance will somehow and in some way be following behind me in a car

    Just curious if other actually do it?

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    No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".

    Truth of the matter is while we blokes are likely to think it, and quite frankly while some have probably done it, I do wonder whether your actually serious.

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    The problem is, in this day and age you are likely to be charged with assault. You may think it's all fun and games and lighthearted, but if the other person is not attracted to you, they will probably find it more than a little repulsive.

    Bet you are one of those bring back the cane people . . .
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    thought of it a few time, and can't say I have a gf or anything to stop me, but i do imagine the other person could get me in shit...I'll do it once I'll have a flip plate (so i can hide my identity :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    The problem is, in this day and age you are likely to be charged with assault. You may think it's all fun and games and lighthearted, but if the other person is not attracted to you, they will probably find it more than a little repulsive.

    Bet you are one of those bring back the cane people . . .
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    I wasn't going to log back in, but this piece of dribbling inanity needs to be dealt with.

    You're an idiot.

    A very attractive friend of my wife was training for a triathlon when some lads in a car thought they'd do just that. They broke her coccyx and cracked her pelvis. The one who did the actual slapping got 2 years for GBH - and a broken arm.

    As a consequence of her injuries she nearly died in childbirth and her child is brain damaged thanks to the rapid drop off in oxygen via the umbilicus during the birthing process. Her pelvis fractured during labour and she lost lots of blood thanks to a perforated lower intestine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others.
    Is this enough of a reality check the next time you are tempted.....
    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    getting a speeding ticket is far from my mind as it is unlikely to kill me..

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    Wow very serious ppl in here.

    Just to clarify, like I originally said "i have had the urge" but I would never do it for a few reasons, I'm engaged, I respect women and always have, the damage factor (sorry to hear about your friend) the stupidity of it at the potenial of crashing etc, legal repercussions. Yes I know it a silly thing to do and again I stress I would never do it. But I have thought about it and do think if done right would be unharmful and quite funny as I have had someone do it to me years ago while riding a push bike.

    Ohh and this whole hormone thing LOL if I didn't control myself I would be telling you how I did it wouldn't i?

    I mearly asked and have never tried to do it and as I said never would.
    Merely asking a (what I thought) was light hearted question and i didn't just mean women I was meaning has anyone done it?

    Chillax a little some of you... far to serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckylegs View Post
    No, you ever been smacked in the head cos your a "dirty little cunt".
    *bling* .....
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    Get your kicks some other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others.
    Exactly... If its that big of a problem, lean forward, find a bumpy road. Go make a cum stain on the inside of ya leathers instead of on life.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post

    I mearly asked and have never tried to do it and as I said never would.
    Merely asking a (what I thought) was light hearted question and i didn't just mean women I was meaning has anyone done it?

    Chillax a little some of you... far to serious
    I answered your question. Someone has done it. It nearly killed people. It is serious.
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    ...Not Serious, Just Passionate..... and sometimes just a little opinionated.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    I answered your question. Someone has done it. It nearly killed people. It is serious.
    Yea thats all good, but your personal attacks are unwarranted.

    Asked a innocent question and get you guys attacking my integrity out of it... when quite frankly I am sure a lot of ppl have thought about it seeing as MOST guys I know think up a lot of stuff far worse than I ever could

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    jeepers some do need their chill pills. Is it grumpy day today. I hereby rename this thread Doom and Gloom.

    Talk about extreme examples He was just being light-hearted (no pun intended).

    I dunno about the slap on the arse thing. But often when I out and about riding I have glanced at a gorgeous piece of some lovely lady and thought thats very shaply! And I'm sure many here have, girls and boyz included.

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