Classic KB Quotes

**toads** · 9th January 2005, 15:59

excellent idea peoples

**Racey Rider** · 7th May 2005, 17:02

From the Waikato 3 rally reg page. Takin about the upcoming auction.

Originally Posted by Quasievil

...oh well lucky you, you will be able to win the bid for the best item, IE Whitetrash as a slave for 30 mins ...

Originally Posted by WMCC

'Trash for 30 minutes?

What's second prize? An hour?

**Racey Rider** · 22nd May 2005, 08:24

Originally Posted by sedge

Kapiti... Sigh... Supermarkets... SIGH... Our car has dents alll over it

...
...Every door is dinged... Even the boot. There is no unmolested panel, I think some cocks take pleasure in it, secretly humping the panels until they buckle.

Sad.. But Kapiti is the land of the dent magnet and panel humper.

and in the same Thread regarding 'Paul in NZ's wifes car getting hit.

Originally Posted by White trash

Want White Trash and The Vigilantes to make a guest appearance out there mate?

Originally Posted by Big Dave

about as scary as getting threatened by Woody Allen.

Originally Posted by John

Are you saying you wouldnt be concerned when threatened by someone with 'woody' in their name??

**Rainbow Wizard** · 1st September 2005, 18:58

Originally posted by Manuboy on the 1000 debate

"As for the penis extension idea, i dunno. After getting (off) on one of those (1000cc) things my old fulla would be inside out and hiding in abject fear somewhere in my throat region. So it'd be no use beside doing a fair impression of a 2nd adams apple."

**Racey Rider** · 28th September 2005, 12:36

Originally Posted by WRT

Still cant go past a good crop dusting tho - letting one rip as you walk through all the cubicles in the office - really spread the bugger around.

link here

**hXc** · 28th September 2005, 12:56

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

link here

I vote WRT for President!!! Oh I mean best quotey thing

**Racey Rider** · 27th February 2006, 14:38

From the 'Motorbikes and Pollution' thread.

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

And sheep and cows put out more pollution blah blah blah.
Get rid of the sheep (except for personal err... "entertainment"

) and put more bikes on the road. The environment will be better off!

Good try MDU.
Not a winner maybe,, but worth a mention!

Come on people, What else ya got?!

For the Newbe's:
Winner of Classic Quote 2004 - The artist formally known as 'jrandom'

Winner of Classic Quote 2005 - 'Spudchucka'

**SARGE** · 6th April 2006, 09:20

DirtMad's Sig:

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"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded"

**Sniper** · 6th April 2006, 09:58

Caused quite a bit of upset too if I remember correctly.

**Big Dave** · 6th April 2006, 10:10

Originally Posted by Sniper

Caused quite a bit of upset too if I remember correctly.

yeah - quite right - i'll delete it.

**Racey Rider** · 3rd July 2006, 13:00

From the 'Uh-oh, watch out lads' thread.

Originally Posted by scumdog

We already HAVE the Backwards-Hick method:
"That zorst sounds waay too damn loud boy, here's ya ticket".

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Couldn't you just lower the gain on yer hearing aid scummy?

**Racey Rider** · 21st October 2006, 14:39

Have Classic Quotes been a bit slow this year? Lost interest? Can't find this thread?

Heres one from 'Ixion' regarding buying a bicycle for your health.

Originally Posted by Ixion

.... Some of the new ones have about 20 speeds. Bloody hell, the powerband must be narrow as.

**inlinefour** · 22nd October 2006, 18:07

had been riding the yz80 for a wee bit and it decided that it had had enough and started to show some serious signs that it was about to implode. At first it was thought that it had holed the piston, however it was started again and thought the rings was the problem. Cannot remember who it was that said it (either WINJA or Dover), "the yamaha has been anal raped, its rings fucked". Was quite fitting, considering the next time it was started, it really let go...

**Milky** · 4th November 2006, 23:32

Not the nicest topic for the quote to come from, but a great quote nonetheless.

**Racey Rider** · 3rd January 2007, 18:48

Ok folks, KB has a lot to read each day, and none of us can read everything.
If you come across some jem of a utterance,, Heres the place to share it with us all.

The Rules:
Quotes must be original, and a written post from KB'ers.
You can't post your own quotes! - someone else must think it's worthy.
If necessary, a little preface to set the context of the quote.

Who will have the best Quote of 07 ???
Writers! start your engines!!