The Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2004"

**Racey Rider** · 6th January 2005, 08:33

I propose a yearly contest for "Classicist Quote" From the KB web site.
See: Classic KB Quotes

Winner has the right to have something embroded in small letter on their KB shirt to honer their achievement. (ie. "Best quote 04" or "Classicist Quote 04" or "Top Quote 04" or "CKBQ 04" or .....
What else would work??)

So, Pressing on without waiting for anyone elses opinion,

I (the creator of the Classic Quotes Thread) have chossen the

Nominations for "Classic Quote of the year 2004"

Drum roll please!

A. Originally Posted by bluninja
......alternatively we could just pay a standard 'fine' each year for speeding and save them the bother of going out to collect revenue.....demerit points will be done randomly by a draw system on Saturday night alongside Lotto.

B.Originally Posted by wkid_one
Drive round on a sunday and pick up some Real Estate Signs - they are fecken light, reasonably pliable and can be painted. And there you go - cheap fairings. Better still get a Real Estate Company to sponsor you and you won't need to paint them

C.Originally Posted by Urban Terrorist
...... It seems the guy in the green jeep behind me took exception to this and started to tailgate me rather closely.
.......I blew him a kiss (Kiss hand, wipe on butt, blow and smile sweetly)
As he took off again I looked over at the car next to me and shrugged my shoulders. Everyone in it was having a good laugh ...

D.Originally Posted by jrandom

Hah! What, exactly, was he expecting in reply to that?

"Yes, officer, I noticed you ages ago, and was doing my best to escape your clutches in the most illegal manner possible, but gee whiz whillikey, you just handled that Mazda like an absolute pro. I decided that I could not sustain the frightening pace of the chase, since I am not only a criminal fugitive, but a nancy-boy into the bargain."

E.originally posted by hitcher
"and boy racers in their WRXs who are all over the road like a mad woman's shit. Apart from that, it's quite a scenic ride."

F.Originally Posted by Jackrat
I would rather come across a cow on a back road than one in a Pajero at an intersection.

G.Originally Posted by

Paul in NZ (didn't he win the last contest?!!)
....A really intense time.. (You know, like when you bought your first condoms from the chemist and were so embarassed you had to buy a comb as well, even though you were 35 and bald)....

H.Originally Posted by

Racey Rider
This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.
Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here.

I.Originally Posted by bondagebunny
there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please
+ Originally Posted by merv
I thought you got off on bondage - the ultimate thrill when there is no way out from it. Enjoy sucker!!! Just like you're handcuffed to the bed sucking on your scooter to get it going.

Congratulations to thoses Nominated.
Keep up the good work and maybe we'll see you back here Next year!

So a poll I give you!
10 days to vote
vote for as many as take your fancy (But not for Paul n NZ)

Winner will be notifed of prize when we decide whats appropriate!

**Coyote** · 6th January 2005, 08:38

Damn I'm not nominated

**Racey Rider** · 6th January 2005, 08:48

Sorry,, Polls take time to create.

**Riff Raff** · 6th January 2005, 08:49

Who knew we had so much wit on this site.... Thank goodness my fart quotes didn't make it into the poll!!!

**Sniper** · 6th January 2005, 11:05

Hehehe, I like and agree with all of them

**Biff** · 6th January 2005, 11:13

can we nominate an anonymous nominator? or would that be an anomaly?

**Hitcher** · 6th January 2005, 11:21

Originally Posted by Biff Baff

can we nominate an anonymous nominator? or would that be an anomaly?

Nominally, yes.

**Blakamin** · 6th January 2005, 11:23

Paul_In_NZ's needs to have the whole story......

**toads** · 6th January 2005, 12:25

well seeing as scumdog's hilarious retort to dangerous's comment wasn't mentioned inthe poll cos it's a recent (as in jan 2005) comment I'd have to vote for hitcher, but I still can't stop laughing.
All you nominees are incredibly funny and witty at times, JRandom, posts something quirky and funny most days, hitcher's signatures are hysterical and NC30 chick, consistently has me smiling.

**Krayy** · 6th January 2005, 12:26

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

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F.Originally Posted by Jackrat
I would rather come across a cow on a back road than one in a Pajero at an intersection.
...

This one reminds me of a Gary Larsen cartoon. Oh, and them beeyatches in their Remuera Tractors who try to run your ass down.

**toads** · 6th January 2005, 12:28

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Who knew we had so much wit on this site.... Thank goodness my fart quotes didn't make it into the poll!!!

yes indeedy!! lol, that's just a common phrase in our household, doesn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays, we are a particularly uncouth and vile lot down here, you'll have to watch out for us!

**Racey Rider** · 7th January 2005, 18:32

More voters needed. (ie. I haven't won yet!)

**Riff Raff** · 7th January 2005, 19:07

Originally Posted by toads

yes indeedy!! lol, that's just a common phrase in our household, doesn't even raise an eyebrow nowadays, we are a particularly uncouth and vile lot down here, you'll have to watch out for us!

You have to admit tho, it would make a great T-shirt - the first quote on the front, and the second on the back!

**Racey Rider** · 7th January 2005, 20:17

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

You have to admit tho, it would make a great T-shirt - the first quote on the front, and the second on the back!

Is that the offer of a PRIZE?!

**Redstar** · 7th January 2005, 20:33

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

Is that the offer of a PRIZE?!

I have voted for you on the basis of your persistant canvassing and a the slimey way you are trying to engratiate yourself and prostitute yourself in such a blatent and selfish "me me" style. I like that in a person someone who will trample others into the dust and win by all means fair or foul..