Classic KB Quotes

**Racey Rider** · 12th April 2004, 13:04

Time we had a Classic Quotes Thread I reckon.

Quotes must be original, and written posts from KB'ers.
You can't post your own quotes! - someone else must think it's worthy.
If necessary, a little preface to set the context of the quote.
FINE PRINT: and No qoute generating softwear may be used!

Here's a couple to get things going.

Originally Posted by bluninja

......alternatively we could just pay a standard 'fine' each year for speeding and save them the bother of going out to collect revenue.....demerit points will be done randomly by a draw system on Saturday night alongside Lotto.
TTFN

Originally Posted by wkid_one

Drive round on a sunday and pick up some Real Estate Signs - they are fecken light, reasonably pliable and can be painted. And there you go - cheap fairings. Better still get a Real Estate Company to sponsor you and you won't need to paint them

**Two Smoker** · 12th April 2004, 13:48

Oooooooohhh one vote for wkid one!!!!! KK's signiture is pretty good too

"I Cried When I Had A Honda, Until I Met A Man Who Had A Harley. Then I laughed... really hard!

"

**Racey Rider** · 6th May 2004, 19:16

Originally Posted by Urban Terrorist

...... It seems the guy in the green jeep behind me took exception to this and started to tailgate me rather closely.
.......I blew him a kiss (Kiss hand, wipe on butt, blow and smile sweetly)
As he took off again I looked over at the car next to me and shrugged my shoulders. Everyone in it was having a good laugh ...

Read Full Thread Post here
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=1079

**6Chris6** · 11th May 2004, 18:30

Originally Posted by jrandom

Hah! What, exactly, was he expecting in reply to that?

"Yes, officer, I noticed you ages ago, and was doing my best to escape your clutches in the most illegal manner possible, but gee whiz whillikey, you just handled that Mazda like an absolute pro. I decided that I could not sustain the frightening pace of the chase, since I am not only a criminal fugitive, but a nancy-boy into the bargain."

**toads** · 11th May 2004, 19:06

originally posted by hitcher

"and boy racers in their WRXs who are all over the road like a mad woman's shit. Apart from that, it's quite a scenic ride."

Kinda cute I thought!!

**RiderInBlack** · 14th May 2004, 15:29

On the subject of bike com'penis'ation (eg; buying a bigger bike to compensate for lack of penis size) Bungbung had this to say:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...5&postcount=37

Originally Posted by bungbung

It's ok DWTKC, the argument should work in reverse too...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...5&postcount=39

Originally Posted by bungbung

Its automated. Y'see if you've got a big bike and an average penis, buying a small bike will enlarge it proportionally.

**Skyryder** · 14th May 2004, 16:27

This was first brought to my attention 5 minutes ago by my wife of 14 years.

Apparently,, I'm not "Getting it" as much lately because I spend too much time on here.

Guess you have not learned yet Racey. This is one of your quotes. Still the best on the board and likely to remains so for the forseeable future.

Skyryder

**Zed** · 14th May 2004, 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by bondagebunny

there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please

Originally Posted by merv

I thought you got off on bondage - the ultimate thrill when there is no way out from it. Enjoy sucker!!! Just like you're handcuffed to the bed sucking on your scooter to get it going.

**White trash** · 14th May 2004, 16:44

Originally Posted by Zed

Quote:

Originally Posted by bondagebunny
there appears to be no way out of this site - can i be unsubscribed please

I'd forgotten that! What ever happened to the Bunny? It's probably still hand cuffed to that bed, or perhaps changed its name to Sk8rBoi to torment us.......

**Posh Tourer :P** · 20th May 2004, 18:52

Originally Posted by Jackrat
I would rather come across a cow on a back road than one in a Pajero at an intersection.

**Racey Rider** · 11th September 2004, 08:56

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

....A really intense time.. (You know, like when you bought your first condoms from the chemist and were so embarassed you had to buy a comb as well, even though you were 35 and bald)....

Well Done that Man!

read thread from post #46: Pauls post #57
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5050&page=2&pp=40

**Blakamin** · 11th September 2004, 14:58

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

Well Done that Man!

read thread from post #46: Pauls post #57
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5050&page=2&pp=40

I'm goin with that one tooo

**Milky** · 27th December 2004, 10:37

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

...and I've got a really big fart brewing

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Well it felt really great to get it out of my arse. Smelt heaps too.

Wonderful...

**Riff Raff** · 6th January 2005, 09:10

From the how do you dump your girlfriend thread....

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

When you are young and into bikes most girl friends are self dumping!

Occasionaly a particularly pesky one might need to be disposed of but this is easily done by professing a sudden interest in strange sexual practices. The chief danger of this approach being that she may secret harbour similar interests!

But then the chances of finding 2 people on the same continent that fancy a session with latex clad dwarves smeared in dripping and stuffing drunk gerbils up your fundimental orifices to attract out the randy weasels is quite remote. In my experience anyway!

**Racey Rider** · 6th January 2005, 09:26

Originally Posted by dangerous

I don't know were you get the silly notion about me being dodgy...... honestly that was the cat you heard licking its arse and nibbling your ear in the middle of the nite

As apposed to: Who,,, licking their arse???