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    aha

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave
    Could be those new helmets I saw a bike cop in few days ago - black visor and very stormtrooper.
    The kit was looking pretty good actually.
    lol yeah they look a bit more stormtrooperish with the black visor, I was sitting at the lights beach road and elliot st papakura about 820 in the morn and witnessed my first bike cop with a black visor, he even gave me the nod ( was it you Bikey Cop ?) first cop biker to nod back

    I was sitting at the lights adjusting my nuts (as you do)before turning right to get on the motorway
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    internet forums are full ofshit anyway. wathc this.
    tongiht im going out drink riding on my motorbike. no actually ill start at 2.55 an ride past as many schools as i can at 270ks an hour whilst drinking an smoking crack. then ill go around town chuckin molotov cocktails into night clubs an police stations to cause a bit of chaos. then ill go get a feed of bourbon at the mill.then ill go out riding on thrusdays nights up piecock hill....

    its all shit

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    So, just a normal Friday arvo for you then , Mikey ?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    So, just a normal Friday arvo for you then , Mikey ?
    pretty much.
    watch out school kids an all old people crossing roads eh

    incase there are any real fuckwits out there reading, my bike hardly goes at moment wont be riding it aroundrunning people down. but the mighty fiat's going.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy
    I do 70, am always home by 10pm, wear an L plate, and own a 250
    Well, I *do* own a 250, and I never exceed 100 summitoruvers per thingy whatsis. never was good at units, but its 100 for sure. max.

    And I'm always home by 10pm - somewhere, never was too good at time zones. But definately 10pm somewghere or uver.

    Actually, if the cops *do* watch this site for targets, it could be very handy for Ms Crashe in her official capacity. After all, cop *there*, waiting for the group 300kph ride that was organised, means no cop *here* , where I am.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

    but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

    but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.
    Are you really markauckland??

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

    but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.
    Yeah, yeah |I know~!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC
    Yeah, yeah |I know~!
    same place, same time? see ya there sweetie
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gareth_d
    same place, same time? see ya there sweetie
    Neh!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    you wanna explain the road block on the motorway especially for the trtnr last nite then lad?
    No I can't, because:

    a) I don't work on the motorway
    b) what on earth is "TRTNR" ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bykey Cop
    b) what on earth is "TRTNR" ?
    It's the beginning of a song

    TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
    TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
    TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!
    TrrinterarrNeerrraa !!

    You geddit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    what aload of shit. if your a bike cop your just another Highway Patrol ho.
    No, I'm an Otara ho actually, get your facts right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bykey Cop
    No, I'm an Otara ho actually, get your facts right.
    yeh im a petone ho but im not a highway patrol ho
    two different things. your a lean mean ticketing machine
    im just mikey. i dont go round power tripping giving kids tickets that will fuck there lives or take years to pay off an all they do is instil a hatye of policeman an the justice system.
    i hate cops heaps. so much i might even go join the force.
    but htey get paid fuk all. make more on a benefit doing a few deals a week.
    but i could make a lot more being a dodgy cop.
    wont put that on the applciation form.
    Last edited by mikey; 10th March 2006 at 12:51.

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    Tiss. Even I know that. The Regular Thursday Night Ride.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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