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    The Rotorua Thursday Night Romp
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Tiss. Even I know that. The Regular Thursday Night Ride.
    s/Regular/Real/

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    madboy is so slow white trash/s donkeys shit would overtake him. he will never out run a cop......

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    Ah well, close enough for a jafa
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    For those who haven't been hit in the head with a shovel and therefore can't speak gibberish, here's a translation:
    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    Yes I'm a Petone hoe, but I'm not a highway patrol hoe.
    They're two different things. You're a lean mean ticketing machine, and I'm just Mikey. I dont go around on a power trip giving kids tickets that will fuck their lives, or take years to pay off, even if they did deserve it. All that does is instill a hate of the police and justice system.

    I hate cops heaps. So much so that I might even go join the force. But hey, I'd get paid fuck all. I'd probably make more on a benefit selling drugs to children a few times a week.

    But I could make a lot more being a dodgy cop, or transvestite prostitute. Better not put that on the applciation form, might be made a sergeant.

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    Real not Regular. Not to be confused with The Cruisy Wednesday Night Ride.

    It's all a bit over-rated really. Finally the pigs decided to hang around and police an area of road that we do frequent on a regular basis. Fact is, now that they've turned it from a twisty where big speeds were impossible into a drag strip, anyone with half a brain will know that it now becomes just another area of the fuzz to hang out. So if you give it a wind up before you hit the hill, then you're risking the fuzz. Just like giving it the windup on a motorway. It's home turf for fuzz.

    This is a public internet forum. It's full of people who's online personas (if they even own up to having one, aye pig?) may or may not bear any resemblence to their real persona. Likewise activities claimed or disclaimed on this site must be treated with the same grain of salt that people's comments are.

    You fellas really think I spend all day doing runners? Don't think so. Better things to do. I now limit it to strictly one per month... on average.

    But whether you like the 5-0 or not, or whether you choose to respect them or not, you still have to remember that most of them are literate, some of them can drive/ride, and while they might be on the losing side of the ledger usually, one day the odds say they'll get one back.
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    Well the other day I went into town... twocked this bike, and as I was riding along I stole an old ladies purse, then did a runner at 200ks through K'Rd slapping the hookers as I went!


    I am teh king!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    madboy is so slow white trash/s donkeys shit would overtake him. he will never out run a cop......
    Exactly. Those super duper pig cars and gold-rated pig drivers can kick the arse of an average rider on an averagely fast 600cc sportsbike.
    "You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
    - Jim2 c2006

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    id change your biek to somethign like the prurple stealth machine mad boy. its kind of asking for it. go for something like bambi. yeh./././././././

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    id change your biek to somethign like the prurple stealth machine mad boy. its kind of asking for it. go for something like bambi. yeh./././././././
    Like bright yellow? Yeah, that was real stealthy. Ghostrider black is the colour my friend.
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    just be little carfeul with the runners

    a policeman is fully justified knocking you off your bike at high speeds. all he has to say is i thought this chap has been smoking crack an was going to kill someone, so my duty as a officer of the law "making communities safer" was to stop him with waht ever means possible......

    personal experience......

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    And pigs wonder why I have no respect for them?
    "You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey
    internet forums are full ofshit anyway. wathc this.
    tongiht im going out drink riding on my motorbike. no actually ill start at 2.55 an ride past as many schools as i can at 270ks an hour whilst drinking an smoking crack. then ill go around town chuckin molotov cocktails into night clubs an police stations to cause a bit of chaos. then ill go get a feed of bourbon at the mill.then ill go out riding on thrusdays nights up piecock hill....

    its all shit


    Except with you Mikey its probably what'll you'll do anyway......except your bike wont go 270km stuck in 2nd gear

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    I dont give a shit if they are watching..........

    Yesterday i mooned a cop and did a runner, was chased by 3 cars down the motorway at 9.30pm at speeds in excess of 230kph my rego is
    43WAS i live at 12 Hillary Cres Bayswater.

    Come get me

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    Fair enough that they are watching this forum given regularly at the same time every thursday a large group of motorbikes is proceeding down the motorway and over the rimutakas it has too attract the attention of the "do gooders" out there, and the police, We are also partly to blame, if you read half the shit ranting on this forum about running from cops, wheelies, excessive speeding, racing etc.... its only natural to observe this in the interests of public safety.

    In regards to the policing though the cop in question failed to lock a speed of me onto his radar, but was matched against his speedo, considering he was not following us at the time that seems impossible to me, and even though my speedo isnt going the two speeds he quoted, 136kmh and errr..... over the 140km license losing speed didnt seem realistic to me. add to that I was in a group of motorbikes, and the fact he didnt catch up to us until about 2km/h later he was obviously stationary at the time, in which case his speedo would have been reading 0 me thinks........

    Anyways I will fight thisa one till the bitter end, but was a good wake up call that we should be careful what we post on here,

    By the way does anyone know how to change your log in name!!!!

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