Warning: Cops are watching KB.

**Storm** · 10th March 2006, 14:06

get hold of spankme and ask him nicely

**Fatjim** · 10th March 2006, 15:40

Originally Posted by limbimtimwim

s/Regular/Real/

That is officially the nerdiest reply ever recorded on KB.

**Ixion** · 10th March 2006, 15:42

nah

^Regular^real is more nerdy

**limbimtimwim** · 10th March 2006, 15:51

Originally Posted by Fatjim

That is officially the nerdiest reply ever recorded on KB.

Ixion is hardcore geek. I knew he would understand. I was doing a pile of '=~ s/' bullshit, and the cost of brain context switch was just too high, so I answered like that to keep the mental program cache lines full of useful material.

I'm sure you understand.

**scumdog** · 10th March 2006, 15:58

Originally Posted by Lazy7

its common sense for the cops to be aware of whats going on here.

i'm reasonably new to the forum, but i know that if it was a "boyracer" forum and there were a bunch of dicks planning where to go for the illegal drag racing, i would want the cops to read it, go out there and bust them.

and I would like to think that if your boasting about doing stupid speeds, stupid stunts or just being a cock in general on your bike, you'd get what is coming to you as well. cops being on this forum isn't some under handed move. its just common sense? if i was a cop, i would do the same.

and for all the shit they "cop" on here, its actually pretty good they're not harder on us than they actually are.

No, it's true 'we're' watching KB, - I'm always on it, I follow KBers a lot on rides (Dangerous, ZZR, Virago et etc) and I hang around rallies that KBers attend, watching them, noting who rides what, taking picture (sometimes even including the no. plate in the pic) and generally noting what KBers get up to.

Be afraid, Be very afraid.....

**Colapop** · 10th March 2006, 16:07

Big Scum Dog is watching you, you're all gonna get it!

(not me though, aye?)

I'm not sucking up - it's called relationship management - I learnt it at 'tec!

**SixPackBack** · 10th March 2006, 16:10

Originally Posted by gareth_d

im a muther fucking pimp, i have sex with ho's in the back streets or residential areas, i have never paid for a chocolate bar, i do wheelies in full public view, never sit below 10kmh over the speed limit - unless im accelerating past it, but worst of all i dont shower and i still have the same pair of undies from form 2 camp back in 2000.

but thats ok, because i live on the moon and my bike has turbo and nos, so you're all fucked anyway.

Is that you Markauckland?

**spudchucka** · 10th March 2006, 19:05

Originally Posted by madboy

And pigs wonder why I have no respect for them?

We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!

**Big Dave** · 10th March 2006, 19:09

Originally Posted by scumdog

Be afraid, Be very afraid.....

Next you'll be inviting us to come and stay at your place or something. evil man.

**Big Dave** · 10th March 2006, 19:11

Originally Posted by spudchucka

I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.
!

No police credit union in this country?

**pritch** · 10th March 2006, 19:27

Originally Posted by Colapop

(not me though, aye?)

Not wanting to criticise people I prefer to try positive reinforcement. Each time I see somebody spelling the interogative "eh?" correctly I give green bling.

Sorry, can't help this time...

**Bonez** · 10th March 2006, 19:36

Tis good to see my tax dollars are going to good use.

**ManDownUnder** · 10th March 2006, 19:58

Originally Posted by spudchucka

We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!

LMAO... I can see it now... after a day out on the roads... "testing speed limits"...

Spuddy walks over.. "ooo you look tired - come and have a nice comfy seat in the back of this car... *click*"

"NYA HA HA - GOTCHA! Off to the nick for YOU m'lad"

NC · 10th March 2006, 20:00

Originally Posted by spudchucka

We actually couldn't care less.

By the way I regularly cut and paste all the details of KB rides and e-mail them to the commisioners and distrcit commanders nationwide. I hate all you pricks that have bikes because I don't have one anymore and this is my way of dealing with my overwhelming jealousy.

You should all be very afraid!

Holy shit balls