Get her on her own bike. She'll love you (and your son) more for it
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Get her on her own bike. She'll love you (and your son) more for it
Originally Posted by Dean
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Mad nagging bitch!
That lad does not need any more girls hanging around him, his mates are sickened by his ability to pull the girls-or maybe just jealous....
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Forum whore
I took my son around the block (65km) a couple of weeks ago for his 13th birthday,the first time he's been on the back of my bike.Kitted him out in my old leather jacket,hanging a bit loose on him.The DT230 is not a great bike for a first timer....he enjoyed it of course,the gravel road was a bit rough he said,but loved getting sideways...I was a bit worried if that was a bit extreme for your first time on a bike,but he was buzzing about that bit.Now he knows what I do when I go for a ride on sundays...maybe I'll have some company on my rides from now on?
Cougar Bait
I said to her last night, "So, I also hear you're looking for a big bad bikie boyfriend? I'm not that big, or bad...But if the crown fits." *Silence* "I was ugh joking about that you realise?"
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
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Being subtle is the key to pulling girls buddy. (So I've heard)
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Highway Biker
took my 15yr old daughter from rotorua to coromandel on sat and back on sun-she loved it,sat on the back and waved to one and all,even the rain on sun could not put her off and she's keen as to go again at easter
Gone to bed with a 10 @ 2 and woken up with a 2 @ 10 (Willie Nelson)
One, two free, floor!
So I should put my pants back on then?
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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No No, you're ok with your pants around your ankles. You're the only guy I know who could pick up ladies that way though
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
One, two free, floor!
thanks. I put it down to the Pelvic Floor exercise, and the ugly face. I't the least unattractive option I can put forward...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Cougar Bait
Not from my ugghh...'experience'
Peace hath higher tests of manhood
than battle ever knew.
The instructions are simple...
How did this get from introducing potential bikers to my son pulling sheilas?? Is this the new beer??
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Forum whore
Beer? did someone mention beer? Mine's a Speights Dark, thanks. Bout time this thread got round to beer.
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I discovered Killkenny a while ago, goes down a treat
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Forum whore
Not a bad drop , if you like a lighter beer.
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