Sally Simpson (kiwi rider)

[Oscar]

I've read KR for a while now, Dragon lady has the occasional column that interests me but the main thing that really annoys me is paying (when I used to pay for it) for screeds of dirtbike stuff. It's time for a separate mag for chook chasers I think.
I've always been amused by the fuel consumption figures in some of the road tests too, they don't indicate a rigorous pushing of the performance envelope.
From memory, a Bandit test reported 18 -19 km/l. I only get that when mine's switched off.

PS Too many Aussies on the staff as well.

For your information KR started off as Kiwi Dirt Rider.

[cowpoos]

I've read KR for a while now, Dragon lady has the occasional column that interests me but the main thing that really annoys me is paying (when I used to pay for it) for screeds of dirtbike stuff. It's time for a separate mag for chook chasers I think.
I've always been amused by the fuel consumption figures in some of the road tests too, they don't indicate a rigorous pushing of the performance envelope.
From memory, a Bandit test reported 18 -19 km/l. I only get that when mine's switched off.

PS Too many Aussies on the staff as well.

nah...coz then I would hav to buy two magazines...

one thing that humors me is the action sports bike shots of ross mckay trying to get his knee down for pics like the euro/usa mags do...but he inevitably can't..or looks like a twat trying..and some pics are angled to make it look like the bikes leaning over further..I'm not hassling his riding or anything..maybe they need to make a deal with some one like whitetrash for action photo's for the hooliginisum value they seem to be aming for...I'm sure trashy would offer his services for some saddle time on these press bikes?

[Oscar]

nah...coz then I would hav to buy two magazines...

one thing that humors me is the action sports bike shots of ross mckay trying to get his knee down for pics like the euro/usa mags do...but he inevitably can't..or looks like a twat trying..and some pics are angled to make it look like the bikes leaning over further..I'm not hassling his riding or anything..maybe they need to make a deal with some one like whitetrash for action photo's for the hooliginisum value they seem to be aming for...I'm sure trashy would offer his services for some saddle time on these press bikes?

If they want stunt pics, they'll use Stretch Lupton.
I'm sure Ross will somehow go on living a fulfilling existence without your approval...

[Lou Girardin]

For your information KR started off as Kiwi Dirt Rider.

That would be why I never bought it then.

[Big Dave]

I'm sure trashy would offer his services for some saddle time on these press bikes?

The riding is the easy part - you haven't noticed WT can't string 3 sentences together?

[Big Dave]

Here is the BMW abandoned where it fell...

Wow - those new TKC's really look like they have some bite!
I understand when he says 'cutting a track' now.

[Ixion]

The Panzerbustenfarter threw a lung again on the weekend, and Herr Vege had to annex the KTM LC8 as part of the Greater Fatherland.

Didnae stop me going around the outside mit der wicked slide on der gravel, though....


Here is the BMW abandoned where it fell...

That's even bigger than my BMW! Don't often see them in yellow, bit rusty , but

[cowpoos]

The riding is the easy part - you haven't noticed WT can't string 3 sentences together?

he doesn't seem to do to bad for a squid http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=26146

[Oscar]

That would be why I never bought it then.

Too many big words..?

[Lou Girardin]

Too many big words..?

Yeah, like kiwi, dirt and rider. My experience of dirt riders is that they seem to have suffered one too many concussions. (sorry, hits on the head)

[Oscar]

Yeah, like kiwi, dirt and rider. My experience of dirt riders is that they seem to have suffered one too many concussions. (sorry, hits on the head)

Not me!
Hell, I've suffered three or four too many concusions...there's a tree in Putaruru Forset with my profile imprinted in the bark..





What were we talking about again?

[Big Dave]

[QUOTE=Oscar]there's a tree in Putaruru Forset with my profile imprinted in the bark..


You know how people say 'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch'?
Little known that this is in fact *the* tree and thus how it got it's name.

[Finn]

Yeah, like kiwi, dirt and rider. My experience of dirt riders is that they seem to have suffered one too many concussions. (sorry, hits on the head)

Hey Lou, you what talking about? I'm am a dirty ryder to and ther'ye nufink rong wiff me. Go fuck me!

[Big Dave]

he doesn't seem to do to bad for a squid http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=26146

So you assume I can *read* 3 sentences together?

[Oscar]

[QUOTE=Big Dave]

there's a tree in Putaruru Forset with my profile imprinted in the bark..


You know how people say 'fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch'?
Little known that this is in fact *the* tree and thus how it got it's name.

You preeeck..

I'm surprised that you can recall my face, since you spend so much time looking at the back of my helmet disappearing into the distance...