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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Just watch it if they sell you plum juice... juice from their plums is not what you might expect
    See what I mean????
    See what I mean????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Just watch it if they sell you plum juice... juice from their plums is not what you might expect
    I know better than to ask.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I know better than to ask.
    Think that's risque? Pop by the Gay Butcher, ask for some tenderloin and see what comes up...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Think that's risque? Pop by the Gay Butcher, ask for some tenderloin and see what comes up...
    Did that yesterday...hence why i am standing up typing this....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Did that yesterday...hence why i am standing up typing this....
    Yeah - that's how Waipu got it's name mate... "coz my sphincter's stretched".
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    They didn't prosocute Helen Clark over the painting bullshit (I think it was that, might be wrong), because it's not in the public interest, but it's in the public's interest to charge me with dangerous driving

    -Indy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    They didn't prosocute Helen Clark over the painting bullshit (I think it was that, might be wrong), because it's not in the public interest, but it's in the public's interest to charge me with dangerous driving

    -Indy
    Hmmm, not too many people at risk of being squashed by a phoney HelenClark painting.
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    you're right, what was I thinking, nothing sticks to Teflon Helen lol. "I didn't know the motorcade was speeding, I was too busy drinking my tui "

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Yeah - that's how Waipu got it's name mate... "coz my sphincter's stretched".
    must spread the rep...........lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hmmm, not too many people at risk of being squashed by a phoney HelenClark painting.
    You're right but the commercial value is affected... fraud is also a crime - no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post

    So after 15 months it is case closed.
    Guilty until proven innocent, got to love this justice system we are in where someones life can be fucked over on the story of an old lady who doesn't even show in court to give the judge the ability to judge the witness, instead you were convicted on the cops word?


    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    You're right but the commercial value is affected... fraud is also a crime - no?
    No, only speeding or traffic violations these days.......

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    Is that it. I sat here reading all the posts and words of wisdom hoping that the caped crusader is leading the fight for justice. I tell ya, it's all a conspiracy to make you tired dragging things like this through the courts when the witness should have been charged instead, for not being medically fit to operate a motor vehicle.

    At least now you've joined most of the other Kbers in the 'Careless' club, myself included. oh well.

    Hope this weather fines up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hmmm, not too many people at risk of being squashed by a phoney HelenClark painting.
    Only the career of the odd Police Commissioner?
    There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop

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