My eyes, my eyes, - a little punctuation and a few more capital letters in the right places please!!Originally Posted by babyface
My eyes, my eyes, - a little punctuation and a few more capital letters in the right places please!!Originally Posted by babyface
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
what gets me is on last tuesday I sat behind a copper at 130 for 10 minutes on the Wellington Motorway.
Would a copper pull him over ?
What you do is wave him down,pull him over,and ask him why he is in a hurry,you have the same rights as himOriginally Posted by Pathos
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Originally Posted by Custard
"Sorry sir? You were doing 130? I wasn't - you must have been catching up to me, but thanks for confessing. Here's a little slip of paper, please deposit money at your earliest convenience. All the best."
Yeah RIGHT!Originally Posted by Custard
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Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Originally Posted by Pathos
Yep... I got pulled over for 120 in my marked patrol car by a HP banana in pyjamas, lights flashing and all...
Now that's just plain *rude*
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
And they wonder why everyone hate em.Originally Posted by Patrick
Superdukes. Serving up shame to sportsbikes since ages ago.
YOU SHOULDA DONE A RUNNER YA DUMB BITCH, DID YOU GET A TICKET?Originally Posted by Patrick
HP and general duties dont get along do they?
I was reading the DomPost about a court hearing involving a Dog Handler up on assault charges. Seems he was in pursuit of an offender in Paraparaumu with his dog off the leash, went down an alleyway to find a HP officer in front of him on foot. They got the offender, he struggled, as did the HP, Dog and Handler (sounds like an orgy) and the Handler whacked the offender with his torch in attempt to regain control of the situation.
The newspaper quoted a conflict between the stories of the HP and the handler..... Not often the police don't get their stories straight now is it??
there was also no mention of the torch blow to the head in the Handler's report and the offender was not offered any medical treatment once in custody.
I was given the impression from reading the report that a case of "the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing" led to this fiasco.
In my part of the country they get along (within reason) but they operate under different bosses who have different targets to reach.
At the end of the day, HP and STU staff for that matter, get told by the big bosses you will go out and deliver what "we" want, otherwise you get in the crap! Defining just who the "we" are is a different story - I guess you can trace it right back to the Government.
Uh Huh. And he'll say "I'm going to a job. Here's a ticket for 130, twat".Originally Posted by Custard
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
I pulled the lever so the plate would flip up, (you know, like they can when we approach speed cameras?) but the farken thing snapped...Originally Posted by WINJA
The one striper had the three striper over a barrell really...coz he could...
Actually I find it's quite common when you hit them up on it. I put a case to the PCA, and when they investigated it there were 5 very different versions of events from the 6 officers involved. Not that they cared, that wasn't what swung it in my favour, the cop investigating didn't seem at all concerned that no ones story matched up. But when I pulled out the photos... yeah suddenly the story changed.Originally Posted by MAXIMUSDEMERITUS
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Good job - no one wan't crooked buggers in the job... Wish I'd seen the look on his face...
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