Madboy v 5-0, who do you think won?

**madboy** · 8th May 2006, 19:39

On the way home from work tonight, just minding my own business cutting up some cages on the quay at 180ish, and this complete utter farking moronic dipshit in a whanau-mover decides to do a lane change. WTF was that loser thinking doin a lanechange when I was bearing down on him? So anyway I managed to haul it down and get around him in time, got a bit hairy as I crossed onto the other side of the road, but hey, the cop bike coming the other way was onto it and he cut across the car to his left to avoid me. But get this - the wanker cop decides chase me. Huh? I was just avoiding the lard ass in the cage that tried to friggin kill me. I couldn't believe it. Farkin wankers always picking on bikers. Guess it proves they must be out to get us, aye?! Anyway, I wasn't really in a sociable mood, so I opened it up and that fat beemer disappeared as I split up onto the mway. Showed that nancy who was the man of the house. I'd never really noticed how easy it was to split at a consistent 230+ in rush hour, and by jeez it got a bit hairy on that cold damp centreline, but I can now confirm it's quite possible to do all the way from aotea to KGB at that speed.
Anyway, get off the end of KGB and there's the place lit up like friggin xmas, and all these bastards in Hi-Vis gear standing around waving torches. Not to mention the woman pushing the pram across the road. Fark, I knew I shouldn't have left the plate on. But there was a gap between cars, and if I did it quick enough they wouldn't be able to read the plate, so I kept the hammer down and split 'em. Couldn't believe it though when I felt the bump. Bitches had spiked me. My friggin new racetech's down the farking gurgler. So as the bike started sliding round like a greased up ho on silk sheets I'm thinking this ain't the shiz no more. I couldn't make the last few kays home in this sorta condition so had to admit defeat. Stopped and got the lube out. Wankers put those cuffs on so damn tight, particularly on the wrist that I hurt binning a wheelie. Dangerous driving, failing to stop, driving while disq. Only just got back from the station. Bike's in impound. Which is okay, cos I'll need a few weeks to find some new tyres. That's it, though, last time I run a plate. Gonna make sure I don't leave home without a scanner/detector/jammer/no plate/Satnav in case I get chased in an area I don't know/gun. Bastards.

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I got *555 'cos some people mover did a dodgy lane change as I tootled past and decided to report me for their incompetence. I got a ticket for only no WOF. Nice cop too, AND he was an HP sargeant. Don't get that in the same sentence often, do you? Had a good chat about runners. He didn't say anything about the pig stickers. If it hadn't cost me $200 I might be tempted to stop more often.
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You decide which version you like best seeing as some of you twats wouldn't know the true story about anything I get up to if it bit you on the ass.

**Dafe** · 8th May 2006, 19:49

Doh!

Racetechs??? You've never owned a pair!

I guess that makes me a spoilt sport then eh?

**sels1** · 8th May 2006, 19:53

LOL good story

Originally Posted by madboy

. I got a ticket for only no WOF. .

Oh well, only one person to blame for that.......

**Str8 Jacket** · 8th May 2006, 20:18

Dude, I really dont give a fuck what story is correct... this is getting a little boring

**mdb** · 8th May 2006, 20:18

Your posts are always rather entertaining (if nothing else).

Originally Posted by madboy

just minding my own business cutting up some cages on the quay at 180ish, and this complete utter farking moronic dipshit in a whanau-mover decides to do a lane change. WTF was that loser thinking doin a lanechange when I was bearing down on him?

I would have thought even the most hardened race drivers wouldn't expect a bike to be splitting at more than 100k over the limit/traffic flow, so would have thought there was plenty of time to complete the move (even in a lardy whanau-mover)!

**Hitcher** · 8th May 2006, 20:25

You should write a novel. You could call it The Madboy Code.

**Ixion** · 8th May 2006, 20:33

Do they have bike cops in wellington now? Last I heard only Auckland and christchurch had that pleasure. Soon Wellington will have a police chopper too!

I think the risk of plonker twits doing a *555 , when they in fact are the real malefactors, is not an imaginative one. I have heard of this happening. Indeed I sometimes think I would be well advised to launch a pre-emptive strike by *555ing them before they do it to me. I'm fairly sure this is a case where first in wins.

**madboy** · 8th May 2006, 20:33

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Dude, I really dont give a fuck what story is correct... this is getting a little boring

And yet you still read my posts. PMT getting to ya?

I'm celebrating my first ever stop. Fanfare should be made of it. It's one less cherry I have to pop now on the bike.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I've been such an exemplary rider that until now I've never ever been pulled or been ticketed. My insurance company loves me. LTNZ send me letters commending me for being such a good reformed citizen, after all demerit points and speeding tickets are what differentiates between the good and bad motorist.

**Str8 Jacket** · 8th May 2006, 20:40

Originally Posted by madboy

And yet you still read my posts. PMT getting to ya?

I'm celebrating my first ever stop. Fanfare should be made of it. It's one less cherry I have to pop now on the bike.

I'm quite proud of the fact that I've been such an exemplary rider that until now I've never ever been pulled or been ticketed. My insurance company loves me. LTNZ send me letters commending me for being such a good reformed citizen, after all demerit points and speeding tickets are what differentiates between the good and bad motorist.

LOL! Ya idiot, you are a very frustrating person!:spudwow:

**madboy** · 8th May 2006, 20:42

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

LOL! Ya idiot, you are a very frustrating person!:spudwow:

I barely know you Hels and you're getting frustrated with me? Don't tell Mr Melon, he might get the wrong idea baby

**Madness** · 8th May 2006, 20:53

Nice post there Madboy, had me on the edge of my couch. First time pulled over huh? I was lucky when I bought the 11, only had to wait a couple of weeks before being pinged doing 115km/he on SH2 Waingawa. I was the only vehicle in my lane for 2k either way on a perfect sunny day. Unfortunately there was a copper in the other lane who thought I'd make a good bore for him to ream.

As for *555, I'm surprised you got pulled for that. I do around 500k a week around Welly for work and see all manner of f***wits doing stupid shit. I have dialled *555 a few times, only to report accidents/hazards. If I rang *555 every time I saw a retard driving (they charge your phone for the call) my boss would jump up & down over the bill. I just get angry at them & usually overtake them eventually.

Was the copper one of our Pacific brothers?? He's a good bugger if it's the one I'm thinking.

**Insanity_rules** · 8th May 2006, 21:09

Madboy you should so write for movies or a book. Congrats on stopping mate. Did I really read right that they were polite to you and didn't give ya shit for your graphic scheme?

I'm begining to think that the local police have a sense of humor and are people.