Idiot things people say.

**Ironman** · 4th May 2006, 22:10

Years ago when I got my bike licence, back in the days when all you had to do was sit a theory test and have a Traffic Officer wedge himself in his black and white car and follow you around the block, I had a Kwaka 600. I'd been racing offroad for a few years and there was no way I was going to ride a 250 hence the purchase of the 600. After a few tickets due to my racing licence apparantly being no good for use on the road, i thought i'd get legal. A nice traffic officer on the Nth Shore agreed to let me sit on my 600, doubt whether they'd be that lenient today

Anyway I turned up for the practical and there was a guy there with L plates on a shiny new GN250. He took one look at me on the 600 and said "I don't know whether I'll be able to keep up with you". I just about fell over laughing and casually reminded him that we were both sitting a licence test being closely followed by a cop and I was pretty sure he would be able to stay with me as I observed the legal limit of 50km/hr

**Smorg** · 4th May 2006, 22:14

I once said i was feeding splys to my fider. That was probably the most idiot thing ive said

**Ironman** · 4th May 2006, 22:23

Originally Posted by Smorgen

I once said i was feeding splys to my fider. That was probably the most idiot thing ive said

ahhhh booze, it's done wonders for the English language

**Madness** · 4th May 2006, 22:32

I think it is retarded to say "11 o'clock am in the morning" or alternately "6.45 pm in the evening" Hear it all the time on telly. Must watch less telly & more KB.

**Jantar** · 4th May 2006, 23:33

Or when people talk about eftpos cards and their PIN number. Don't they realise that they are effectively saying "Personal Identification Number Number"?

**Biff** · 4th May 2006, 23:49

I boarded a bus once with a mate. He asked the bus driver for a return ticket. The bus driver asked, "Where to?". My mate replied, "back here".

**Ixion** · 4th May 2006, 23:50

Oh, well. yeah, I mean if you're gonna include the *welch* in this .

**Biff** · 4th May 2006, 23:54

That's nought but a nasty rumour. We've paid in sheep, and male voice choirs, and Katherine Zita Jones. We kept our side of the bargain. They misread the small print.

**Biohazard** · 5th May 2006, 00:36

Originally Posted by Biff

I boarded a bus once with a mate. He asked the bus driver for a return ticket. The bus driver asked, "Where to?". My mate replied, "back here".

Roflmao...that did the trick i'm now happy again...

Oops not a good idea to read these posts at 12.30 @ nite when the missus is asleep...kinda woke her up with me laughter....lol

keep em coming.

**Swoop** · 5th May 2006, 08:37

Originally Posted by Jantar

Or when people talk about eftpos cards and their PIN number. Don't they realise that they are effectively saying "Personal Identification Number Number"?

Ah! Much like ASB Bank - Auckland Savings Bank Bank......

**Wasp** · 5th May 2006, 08:41

Can i get a scoop of fish and a chip please?

**bobsmith** · 5th May 2006, 09:09

I was feeling nice one day and told my gf that I would kitchen the clean... my girlfriend said she would prefer me to clean the kitchen.....

**thehollowmen** · 5th May 2006, 09:29

Originally Posted by Swoop

Ah! Much like ASB Bank - Auckland Savings Bank Bank......

Every day we get a few hundred forms at work with "past history"
isn't the redundant too?

**Suzi Q** · 5th May 2006, 20:08

went to McDonalds one day in full motorbike gear - took in the helmet etc, and I was asked if I wanted to take it away - where the hell am I going to put the drink - haven't got a drinks holder on the bike!!