1001 ways to destroyn a GN250

**wendigo** · 8th May 2006, 20:08

Originally Posted by Gremlin

...explosives would have been the most fun I think... something along the lines of "nobody had ever done it before, so we just filled it up full of them"

Yeah. Fill it full of explosives, add one mercury tilt switch & leave it in the dodgiest area of town...

Could kill two birds with one stone so to speak.

**Hitcher** · 8th May 2006, 20:19

You heartless beasts! That GN was probably lovingly hand-made by non-unionised indentured workers in Thailand or some other impoverished third-world nation.

Save the GN! Where's GreeNpeace when you really need them?

**crazyxr250rider** · 8th May 2006, 20:22

Stick dirt tyres,and dirt bike handle bars on it then deliver to me!!!!

**Ixion** · 8th May 2006, 20:25

I suggested that to Frosty (not the giving to you bit)!

**Sensei** · 8th May 2006, 20:32

Set it up as a Track racer , & then sell tickets for laps on it .

**slimjim** · 8th May 2006, 20:42

throw the fucking thing off sky tower ,, might fit in a suitcase when you are finished

**Hitcher** · 8th May 2006, 20:59

If you're going to "kill" it let's do it with a bit of style and generate a bit of publicity for the biker cause as well.

Like an endurance event. On the track? But on the road would generate much more publicity.

Here's my plan. Be warned. It takes a bit of organisation.

Pick a worthwhile charity (like Canteen). Get Kiwi Biker members and others to contribute a per km amount that the bike will travel before it "dies". Seek sponsorship as well (e.g. for insurance, tyres and other "consumables". Suzuki NZ may be interested...).

Make sure the bike is registered and road legal.

Get a combination of KBers and local or national celebrities (who have Class 6 licenses) to ride it, relay style, for 10km bursts, never turning the engine off. Pick a route around the North Island aimed at taking in most towns and cities.

Local media would lap it up. National media too, depending on the choice of celebrity riders.

Even if it only survived from Auckland to Taupo, such a stunt could generate quite a bit of dosh for a worthwhile cause.

A good idea, or does it suck more than a Wayne's World Suck Kut?

**Ixion** · 8th May 2006, 21:05

It's a GN250.It won't break. What are you going to do once it's gone right round the country a few times and everyone has lost interest in riding it any further?

**Hitcher** · 8th May 2006, 21:07

Originally Posted by Ixion

It's a GN250.It won't break. What are you going to do once it's gone right round the country a few times and everyone has lost interest in riding it any further?

LAMO. OK then, after every 1,000km we remove 10ml of oil...

**Insanity_rules** · 8th May 2006, 21:13

Ohhh I was just gonna suggest making it into a chopper with highway pegs and seeing how far you can get with 8 foot forks!

Oh yeah, whats the difference between a GN and my ex wife? Less people have ridden a GN LOL! Oh and I'd rather be seen by my mates riding a GN.

**Merwood** · 8th May 2006, 21:23

- toe it behind a sliding rwd car, smash it up
- douse it in petrol and light the sucker
- try running it on substitute fuels (coca cola, alcohol, dishwashing liquid, whatever)
- ride it into gareth_d's garage door one night

Pimping it would be waste of money

:slap:.

Can think of anything else, sure would be fun though killing a gn250

especially one that markauckland spent so much time on