Police have finally got a vehicle that can keep up with us

**Insanity_rules** · 15th May 2006, 17:43

Well just when I thought I'd seen everything, I get this in my inbox. Finally the police have cottoned on that they can't keep up with us. This'll piss on the Auckland police helicopter. No seriously I heard a rumor that the police may be considering the purchase of a couple of unmarked sports bikes to enforce the Welly motorway, is it true?

Your thoughts?

**The Pastor** · 15th May 2006, 17:48

Nice pic! rofl "speeder found deploying missle 1 FIRE"

Eek! sport bike cops........ I wonder when they will go under cover on kb ride....

**Kjell** · 15th May 2006, 18:08

All we need is an air force [sic] that could fly them...

**oldguy** · 15th May 2006, 19:03

Puts whole new meaning to stop all I,ll shoot

**Switch** · 15th May 2006, 19:21

Good pic

well if they do bring in the sports bikes that would be kinda cool

**Sniper** · 15th May 2006, 23:02

Drum roll please................ Repost!!!

**pyrocam** · 16th May 2006, 01:05

yeah man that was like the first 'funny' thing I saw on KB
ever

I dont mind reposts that much, I mean that was like, a year ago or something and its not like we can epect all the noobs to have read everything since day one

**Karma** · 16th May 2006, 01:41

Originally Posted by renegade master

Eek! sport bike cops........ I wonder when they will go under cover on kb ride....

What do you mean when? It's common knowledge that they read this forum, what's to stop them turning up on rides?

Hell... I could be a copper for all you know... I might also have won the lottery... or I could even be sticking it to your sister

**Lou Girardin** · 16th May 2006, 08:17

You can tell cops on rides, they're they ones sticking religeously to the speed limit.

**Dooly** · 16th May 2006, 08:29

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

You can tell cops on rides, they're they ones sticking religeously to the speed limit.

I went for a ride with a cop to Taupo a few years back from Napier.

On the way back, on the plains, the speedo on my RF900 was showing 270kph, he was pulling away.
I was trying to keep up with him.

We passed a hidden patrol car which I saw, but he did'nt.
I shat myself, momentarily wondered what to do, stop, slow etc, as I saw the cop car pull out way in the distance.
My mate kept going naturally as he had'nt seen the cop.

We stopped at the Te Pohue pub and there was a group of bikers there heading to Napier, so we figured that if the Taupo cop radioed ahead or whatever they do, it could be a bit hard to confirm who he saw.

The ramifications of what would happen to my mate, being a cop, if he was busted sunk home later

Just thought I'd mention that some cops, well the ones I rode with then, have 'fun', as much some of us.
The local prosecuting Sergant here back then was a mad ass biker too.

Oh well, I've grown up since then, or grown out.

**beyond** · 16th May 2006, 08:41

Cops, old geezers without teeth, old grannies with no teeth, young uns and everything in between: we can't help ourselves once you get a bit of mumbo between the legs.

How can you go slow and easy on a decent motorbike??

**DEATH_INC.** · 16th May 2006, 08:42

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

You can tell cops on rides, they're they ones sticking religeously to the speed limit.

I feel a new Tui add, yeah right!

**The Stranger:Me** · 16th May 2006, 08:58

Watch out LooseBruce, wont be as easy to shake that one.

**R6_kid:Me** · 16th May 2006, 09:18

All an Apache pilot has to do is look at you and pull the trigger, that goes for missles and guns... has a cool setup in the cockpit which traces eye movements, and all he has to do is get a heat signature and a missle will follow it, or he can just follow you with his eye and shoot the 7.62 chin gun...

**Smorg** · 16th May 2006, 09:21

Originally Posted by gareth_d

All an Apache pilot has to do is look at you and pull the trigger, that goes for missles and guns... has a cool setup in the cockpit which traces eye movements, and all he has to do is get a heat signature and a missle will follow it, or he can just follow you with his eye and shoot the 7.62 chin gun...

Did you learn that from your time in an apache?