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    just post some fukn videos of cop chases that your mate did on his black zx6r or come out riding with my mate on his gsxr doing same thing.

    either way sad that you give a fuck man..... but videos would be cool

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    Puppetmaster, thanks for the red rep, but the reason I "go on" about gingers is because of a south park episode where Cartmen starts war on ginger haired people as they cause gingervitis and are souless because of their hair colour.... etc etc , here is a link you may (or may not) find funny and explains why I have said what I said :
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Hair

    Sorry if I have offended you but it was just a joke....
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Souless? That's a new one. Been called uncaring, cold, heartless, tosser, wanker, prick, prat, arsehole, liar, cheating scumbag and even "the accused", but never souless until now. I learn something new about myself every day.

    BTW to those who raised the conditions - motorway. Yes, Wellington has lights on it's motorways. Well, technically it's a state highway, but it's an open road with two lanes going either way and a big cheesecutter down the middle.

    Mikey - when I find my mate doing dodgy shit I'll try and get him to strap a camera on. Then your mate and my mate can compare tapes. Perhaps we could convince them to post the vids on the internet and freely distribute them to all of their mates, who can send them on, and send them on until a man (or woman) in blue recognises something... meantime they could start writing the script for "Being Bubba's Bitch"! Although he does tell me there haven't been any kodak moments lately anyway.
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    Freckles on a chick is dead sexy, but.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Sorry if I have offended you but it was just a joke....
    Huh? You apologise to him and yet it was me you started out insulting?! Now I'm going to cry into my tissues... oh, hang on, I'm a tosser, I'd better not use those tissues...

    [apologies in advance if I offend any tossers who do reuse their tissues]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Puppetmaster, thanks for the red rep, but the reason I "go on" about gingers is because of a south park episode where Cartmen starts war on ginger haired people as they cause gingervitis and are souless because of their hair colour.... etc etc , here is a link you may (or may not) find funny and explains why I have said what I said :
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Hair

    Sorry if I have offended you but it was just a joke....
    Hey where's mine Puppetmaster?

    Or did you only feel empowered to pick on a girl?

    Bit silly really because Str8 has Ninja powers. NINJITSU!!!! AIEEEE!!!!
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by madboy
    Huh? You apologise to him and yet it was me you started out insulting?! Now I'm going to cry into my tissues... oh, hang on, I'm a tosser, I'd better not use those tissues...

    [apologies in advance if I offend any tossers who do reuse their tissues]
    That would be a typical ginga lack of planning. Goes with having no soul.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    I have ridden with madboy a couple of times now and I am yet to see him do anything reckless or tosser-like. Mind you, I hardly ever look in my mirrors so anything is possible.

    Lately I have been thinking about my own riding style and how it's often a reflection of my mood or mental state, at that point in time. I am Bi-polar and sometimes delusional (the voices etc. etc.), so my riding style changes like the Wellington wind. If I were riding to within 20% of redline in every gear on the way to work every day I'd like to think I'd be asking myself some questions too. Maybe I would be happy to ask just myself the questions and not the entire KB universe, but... each to their own aye.

    Oh, and to answer your question. Yes

    Is it just me or is KB all touchy-feely this week?? Must be the cold weather.

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    Just don't touch me in the "special" places...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Puppetmaster, thanks for the red rep, but the reason I "go on" about gingers is because of a south park episode where Cartmen starts war on ginger haired people as they cause gingervitis and are souless because of their hair colour.... etc etc , here is a link you may (or may not) find funny and explains why I have said what I said :
    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Hair

    Sorry if I have offended you but it was just a joke....
    Kick heem in zee ballz...
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    should have made this thread a poll .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    Kick heem in zee ballz...
    Ginga balls, now there's a thought to carry to the dinner table.

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    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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    Gingas Anonymous has been taking careful note of this thread...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Gingas Anonymous has been taking careful note of this thread...
    Awww, keep yer hair on!

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