Three guesses who was trying to U-turn off the footpath again?

**crashe** · 6th June 2006, 21:36

I had someone ram the rear end of my bike, whilst I was sitting on the bike at set of lights.
I rang the police there and then.
Was told by the operator on 111 to go to police station.
I went and filled in all the forms...
She was summened to court
For FAILING TO REPORT THE ACCIDENT.
Cost her $375 as she admitted guilty.
(This was only a couple of years ago)

This is why my number plate looks like it does... all mangled and bent out of shape and hanging the way it is...

Another senerio:
I did a U-Turn in my car on Ponsonby Rd at 11pm
The taxi did NOT have its lights on..
The taxi went into me.
Police told me didnt matter whether they had lights on or not.
I was at FAULT for doing the U-Turn and FAILING to see the other car coming at me.
My insurance company paid out. Cost to me - My Insurance no claims $300.
It never went to court as cops said sort it out between ourselves.

**Shadows** · 6th June 2006, 22:15

For fucks sake, you let her get away AGAIN without headbutting the bitch!!!!??

**skidMark** · 6th June 2006, 22:28

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

Ride up the ramp and park it on the "patio"

thats what i did after i filed the report the cop came out to lower the flag and was like wtf then he was like good idea LOL

basically the cop reckons she was at fault was a funny phono convo to hear in the background as she tried to defend herself ....for example...cop says: at what point is it his fault when you u turn infront of him....silence.... he ends up asking her this about 5 times...and at the end says exactly.....he then goes on to say..... (and here goes, the most used motorcycle accident quote ever (this is brilliant)) ....the cop says: did you see him coming..... (she obviously said no from what he says next) ....so he says back.... so if you did not see him how do you know where he was in relation to the traffic lights how could you possibly know if he ran the light if you never saw him so you had no idea where he was on the road......dead silence.... that cop is the man.

burn cager driver burnnnnnnnn

**Drum** · 6th June 2006, 22:37

Good on ya mate.

She must be pissed now!

**Titanium** · 6th June 2006, 22:38

Is that toast I smell burning?

Cop rang her there and then?

Nice !!!

**skidMark** · 6th June 2006, 22:39

yer while i was still on my way back from the station she rang up really pissed off and had a chew at my parents

**skidMark** · 6th June 2006, 22:41

Originally Posted by BMWK1200S

Is that toast I smell burning?

Cop rang her there and then?

Nice !!!

yeah he goes ill ring her now....would you like to lay charges....hell yes i would lol

.....doing her for i think causing accident......and leaving scene

**Jonny Rotten** · 6th June 2006, 22:46

nice one mark thats good shit man..... now you can get your bike fixed and repainted at her cost!!! hahahaha that'll teach the bitch for not looking.
i hope you got the cop you spoke to's details aswell....i guess they will be on the charge forms tho hehehhe.....when it goes to court we should get a whole lot of kbikers to park outside the court house and the all stand in the court room with our helmets on hahahaha

**gamgee** · 6th June 2006, 22:47

Originally Posted by markauckland

thats what i did after i filed the report the cop came out to lower the flag and was like wtf then he was like good idea LOL

basically the cop reckons she was at fault was a funny phono convo to hear in the background as she tried to defend herself ....for example...cop says: at what point is it his fault when you u turn infront of him....silence.... he ends up asking her this about 5 times...and at the end says exactly.....he then goes on to say..... (and here goes, the most used motorcycle accident quote ever (this is brilliant)) ....the cop says: did you see him coming..... (she obviously said no from what he says next) ....so he says back.... so if you did not see him how do you know where he was in relation to the traffic lights how could you possibly know if he ran the light if you never saw him so you had no idea where he was on the road......dead silence.... that cop is the man.

burn cager driver burnnnnnnnn

awesome work by the cops, that woman got fully:

**skidMark** · 6th June 2006, 22:50

Originally Posted by SpeedMedic

This must be the first time I've seen you do something right. Very good Mark, I am almost proud of you ol son.

You have no idea how much you saying that means speedy

i could almost cry

im making some

and gunna watch what happens with this..... $1000000 for some fooking

thatll learn me to not buy from movie theaters...

**Ixion** · 6th June 2006, 23:21

Well done Mark. Good lord , is this a first? The bloody system WORKED. Biker one; idiot cager nil. As good a result as a crash can ever be.

I hope that it works out as well for the poor bugger who wrote off his Yamaha FZR summitoruvver in front of my horrified eyes tonight on the Mt Wellington Highway.

He'd ridden alongsideish me (me in left lane him in right, both moving up or falling back a bit as one lane went faster than the other), since the motorway. All very legal and responsible, no speeding , no lane splitting, just going with the traffic.

Came round the bend by Countdown where the two lanes become three, I moved to the (new) left lane, he was somewhere a length or two behind still in the right lane.

As I moved I saw a cage belting through the Countdown carpark toward the exit driveway. The old sixth sense started ringing the alarm bells, and I was on the brakes well before she shot out, without looking at all, heading directly across the road toward the side street on the other side, straight in front of me (and, as it turned out, also straight in front of the FZR.). I had plenty of time to go round behind her. The FZR wasn't so lucky.

Just as I was invoking the curse of Helmut the Horny Humper on her, I heard a swooocreccch-crump. Looked right and there was the poor Fizzer embedding itself in her driver's side door, and the rider falling to the road.

By the time I got Ratty stopped and parked, he had gotten up and staggered to the side of the road, where he was lying on the grass, moaning and clutching his nuts, which must have collected on the tank.

Cager did stop, didn't seem very concerned.

Rang ambo, ambo came ,zambucks put him in ambo, then after a while he staggered out again. Cops turned up eventually, I gave them a statement , they did plod stuff.

Yammy looked a write off. Fairing totaled, screen smashed, tank badly dented, forks bent, wheel bent I think.

Could have been worse I guess, for a few minutes I thought we might have been scraping him up. Stupid cow, just let her try arguing about it.

**skidMark** · 6th June 2006, 23:27

yes they have still got to do a investigation cus the lady won't back down.......but the cop said it is very much looking in my favour...

and geez i hope the fzr rider will be alright...and hope the blind cager gets done for everything possible......

were you on your bike ixion? or in the 4wd?

**N4CR** · 6th June 2006, 23:32

Fuck.. shoulda followed her once you figured he was okay.. or probably too late by then.

A few accidents lately have had no rego's given by the person at fault one of my mates had somethign similar a week ago. Fucking bastards.

Ixion arfe you sure it wasn't folcan he goes that way..................!?

P.s. good on you for sorting some shit mark I hoep she gets reamed.

**Ixion** · 6th June 2006, 23:33

FZR rider was OK according to the zambucks, just in a lot of pain (delicate bits involved and all that).

I was on Ratty, caused a bit of confusion, I was pulling the mangled FZR off the road onto the footpath on the other side of the road , still had my helmet on etc and the ambo pulled up beside me and tried to start treating me! "No mate, the guy that's hurt is over on the other side of the road!".

Then the plod kept trying assuming that we knew each other ("Hey, you're both riding motorbikes,, you must know each other")

If I'd been in the Pajero I would have introduced her to Mr BullBar .